True or false

True, I cooked a nice dinner for Father’s Day.

TNP likes thunderstorms.

True. I miss them living in Western Washington.

TNP owns and still uses a turntable for playing music (I haven’t since the early 80s–not that there’s anything wrong with it).

True. I have my Pioneer turntable that I bought around 45 years ago. Still works like a champ.

TNP remembers his or her 4th grade teacher fairly well.

True. I’ll never forget that old hag, even if I wanted to.

TNP graduated in the top 10% of her/his high school class.

Extremely false. I didn’t give a fig about that fancy book learnin’.

TNP has a very favorite aunt or uncle.

Well, not one standout, but several. I’m blessed with a very nice extended family.

TNP remembers hearing this song when it first came out: I've Got to Use My Imagination - Gladys Knight and the Pips - YouTube

False. I was 2 years old in 1973.
The next poster agrees that this is the greatest rock and roll song of all time: Iggy Pop - Repo Man - YouTube

Great drum work, nice guitar, and great bass; it’s about love, loss, teenage angst, and drugs, and is filled with nonsense lines…

Sorry, false. Not an Iggy Pop fan.

TNP has a green pen with arm’s reach.

False. Black, red and blue, but not green.

The Next Poster has been known to say “Padiddle” when seeing a car with only one working headlight.

Yes! My mom (born and raised in Joisey) taught us that.

TNP has been known to say “Gazonkle” when seeing a truck with only one working headlight.

False. Cannot recall ever hearing “Gazonkle”. Or “Padiddle”.

TNP once earned money driving a truck.

Nope, never.

TNP has driven a U-Haul truck more than twice.

Absulutely. Even clipped a parked truck when taking a turn too tight. Blamed the wife for renting too big of a truck.

TNP flosses daily.

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No, only weekly, and more often as needed (such as with corn on the cob and beef jerky).

TNP loves beef jerky.

I’m a vegetarian who hates any spicy food. FALSE.

TNP only drinks sugar-free beverages.

True. Went on them 30+ years ago. I cannot tolerate the taste of the sugary drinks now.

TNP regularly engages in meditation.

False

TNP rides a motorcycle.

False. Not anymore, anyway. I owned one decades ago, crashed it, and have not been on one since.

TNP is not 100% sure what they are having for their next meal.

True, but is anyone?

TNP has seen in person either a fireman with a Dalmatian next to him, or, a policeman with a German Shepherd next to him.

True, I have seen a policeman with a German Shepherd.

The Next Poster wears eyeglasses.