False, but the cardinal isn’t exactly scarce here in rural Indiana.
The next poser has never even attempted to read War and Peace.
ninja’d
False. I just tried but didn’t finish it. And stop calling us posers.
The next poster has never eaten anything bigger than his head.
True. But I have a yuuuge brain. Truly massive.
The next poster struggles at times with a satisfactory body weight.
True, I have a weigh gain/weight loss cycle going on on myself
Next person was born in Paraguay
False. Born in the USA.
Next person groks what grok means.
Oh, I’ve grokked Heinlein for some time now.
Next person has never left his or her native country.
False. I lived overseas for a year.
Next person would enjoy having a pet rat.
True! I’ve actually had pet rats before, but had to re-home them when I moved overseas.
Next person accumulated more than 100 hours underwater.
True. I worked for several years as a scuba instructor, logging a few thousand dives.
Next person has seen a Broadway play in person.
True- saw Book of Mormon around Christmas
The next person uses a pressure cooker.
True, but only around the holidays. I’m not an adventurous cook.
The next person hasn’t been to church in over a month.
True. It’s actually been more like 2.5 decades.
The next user is over 50 and still a virgin.
True and false, over 50, not a virgin
Next poster is a vegetarian
False. I like meat, but don’t eat much due to having a very tight budget.
The next poster consistantly mis-spells one particular word, and just can’t seem to stop.
True. Unnecessary is the one that always gets me.
The next person ate an orange within the past couple days.
True. Had one this morning.
The next person hasn’t seen any of the movies nominated for Best Picture at this year’s Academy Awards.
Omg so true. Fuck all that noise.
The next poster has never had anal sex.
True: 'Nuff said.
The next poster is underweight.
False. VERY false, alas.
The next poster has never broken a bone.
True and False. None of my own, but I did accidentally break my younger sister’s arm when I was a child.
The next poster has ridden a horse.