Nope. Never have.
TNP has eaten cereal for breakfast at least once this past week.
True. In fact, every morning for the past week. With a banana.
TNP regularly eats a salad for lunch.
False, although I do eat it frequently for lunch. In fact last week, I had it a few days.
TNP likes milk or white chocolate more than dark chocolate.
True. Milk, then dark, then…white.
TNP has made some effort to improve his or her singing voice.
True, but only briefly after my voice changed. Short of a larynx transplant it’s not going to happen. But that doesn’t stop me from belting it out in church.
TNP prefers mango to tomato based salsas.
Patently false!
The Next Poster feels The Cars debut album was their best.
True, I used to listen to it a lot.
TNP is staying home for the 4th.
True, for the first time in several years.
TNP will set off a few fireworks of their own.
False. Haven’t purchased any fireworks since the kids left the nest, and this year is no exception.
TNP will go to a public fireworks display on the 4th.
False, I don’t have to. From my front yard I can see the displays from 9 different public events, some of which are close enough to dazzle.
The Next Poster used to try to spell TNP’s name with a sparkler as a child.
False–I’ve never held one.
The next poster was in/will be in a parade today
False, working to produce electricity to power all of your Air Conditioners out there
The Next Person has never tried an entire Vegan meal
False. I’ve had quite a few vegan meals, though not out of any principle.
TNP has or will eat something cooked on a grill this 4th of July.
True. Burgers, brats, & veggies.
TNP personally knows someone with 6 or more kids.
True although in past tense, one of my uncles/aunts had 8 kids.
TNP is wearing something today that’s red, white and blue.
Yes. And yesterday I wore my American flag t-shirt, navy pants, red and white striped socks and Boston Red Sox cap.
TNP hates the noise of fireworks.
Hate would be much too strong a word. Indifferent is more accurate.
TNP brought a toy to elementary school on one occasion and had it confiscated by a teacher
False, and when a kid has one, it goes right in the backpack, out of sight, out of mind, I don’t confiscate them. Maybe I’m too nice 
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TNP likes doing crossword puzzles.
True. The New York Times Sunday puzzle, every week.
TNP has considered getting rid of most or all of his or her CDs (or has actually done so).
I swear I just thought this on Tuesday as we were cleaning our house. I like music but I’m at a point now where just about anything I listen to is online.
The next poster is back at work kind of wishing that July 4th wasn’t on a Wednesday.