False, they’re pale yellow.
TNP has seen a medical doctor for any professional reason within the last 30 days.
Only too true, getting chemo since August, getting good reports so far, kinehora.
TNP knows or can guess what language the word “kinehora” is in.
Nope, not even a guess.
TNP shares a birthday with a cow-orker.
Yes, a couple coworkers (as well as singer Jewell and Drew Carey!). We used to email each other happy birthday on that date.
The next poster once got a cake for a birthday that wasn’t really all that good.
True, a couple years ago, my co-workers brought in a cake for by birthday. Very nice thought and I was grateful but it was a basic, store bought, white sheet cake with white frosting and sprinkles - meh.
TNP knows what happened after Pete ate the cow vindaloo.
False. I really and truly have no idea.
TNP would rather have an end table made from walnut than oak
That is what I have, so true.
TNP has seen at least 10 Woody Allen movies.
True, and a quick look at Wikipedia shows that I have seen at least thirty(I don’t remember titles all that well).
TNP has seen at least fifteen Mel Brooks Movies.
True if you mean films MB has been in as well as directed, produced, etc. At least 16 by my count though I did have to check.
TNP has never seen a movie starring Warren Beaty.
False. I’m ashamed to admit that I never got around to watching Reds or Bugsy, but I do have Heaven Can’t Wait, Dick Tracy and Bonnie and Clyde scratched from the list.
TNP once took part on some sort of film, short film or TV show.
True - I was on Japanese TV in a segment something like “Let’s go meet a random foreigner on the street” (but it was actually staged and all planned in advance. shhhh. They were very generous :p)
TNP has crossdressing experience.
True. I dressed as a woman for Halloween one year
TNP has never posed a question to a Magic 8 Ball
False. Hasn’t everybody?
TNP has never used a chainsaw, an Instant Pot, or a slide rule.
False. I used a chainsaw one summer, years ago, when I was on a farm crew (and was always worried I was going to lop off my arm). Never heard of Instant Pots before now; I’ve seen and held slide rules but never actually used one.
TNP owns an Instant Pot.
False - Truly, I can’t understand all the fuss over them.
TNP has eaten bacon in the last 24 hours.
False. Bacon is a rare treat for me, not a daily breakfast item.
TNP plays golf at least once a month (weather permitting).
False. I haven’t played golf in years.
TNP never cooks but wishes they would.
False, I cook regularly (including in my Instant Pot :))
TNP has witnessed a crime being committed.
Well, I once saw a man attack another man with a chainsaw. Does that count?
TNP has been outside in a hurricane.
Technically, I suppose yes, but only during lulls in the windstorm, not with actual hurricane force winds hitting me.
TNP has been within a mile of a tornado touchdown.