Sorry but I couldn’t let eunoia’s No Fat Chicks thread go by unchallenged. Everyone is invited to be unpretentious here, from skinny girls to BBWs.
Woohoo! Do I have to shave my legs?
Well I did say unpretentious. Sure, come on in euro-style.
What about boys?
I don’t discriminate, only uppity snobs who turn noses up at us po’ hillbilly trash and our common tastes are not invited. Break out the Fritos, keystone and aerosol cheese!
Yum! Easy Cheeze! I got some corn dogs here, too.
::hoping no one notices I’m drinking a Deschutes Quail Springs IPA instead of a Keystone::
Actually I waxed the front half of my right shin about a week ago. Haven’t gotten around to finishing yet… the rest is Old Growth hair and may be protected by the EPA, I have to check.
Hmm, you think that forest is protected under this administration. Works for me. Just don’t sit on the good sofa if you have a cough. Nothing personal, you just aren’t the only one at the party with that issue 
Padeye, you’re my kind of person! I’ll chip in a bag of cheese curls, and, if folks are interested, a batch of cream puffs. Oh yeah, and a deck or three of cards. Double deck Hearts anyone?
CJ
Hey, I have my Depends on, the couch is safe!
I’m for a good round of Pictionary and some wine–oh the giddy laughter!!
My fiancee TheLadyLion taught me to play hand and foot, we have plenty of decks of cards.
Did somebody mention “boys” and “hillbilly”?
Then count me in.
::hardygrrl walks in wearing her hockey clothes and drinking a beer. She throws her stick and gloves in the corner and collapses on the couch::
Oh, you said “ladies”. Whoops :smack:
Mind if I hang out and drink my beer?
How about a good round of Go Fish and some generic soda?
So, do you have any jacks?
Hey, lel! Glad to see you finally made it to the 250-something posts club. (I’ve been teasing her mercilessly about this for the past few weeks)
Well, I just stocked up on no-name brand stuff, so how’s about some pop, chips, salsa, cookies, and all that good stuff?
F_X
i’m in! jumps in wearing a “the osbourne family t-shirt,” old jeans, and socks
i haven’t shaved my legs in 3 years! i think fat chicks are awesome (i’m a fat midget chick!)! dude… cheese curls…
munches on some of Flamsterette_X’s chips and salsa
Oh, agentfroot, that’s a neat t-shirt you’ve got there!
Hey, Flami, got any fours?
Salsa? Y’all gots salsa? Pass that over here!!!
Hmmphs, needs some more habañeros.
::pulls out tin snips and a bag of dried peppers and starts cutting them into tiny fragments::
::stirs pepper fragments into salsa with non-writing end of Bic® pen.
I brung some BBQ pork rinds, spray cheese, and some of that good bean dip that don’t have to be 'fregerated.
How about some strip poker?
Might be a good idea to hold off on the bean dip, 'til after the strip poker though.