Trump Assassination Attempt Conspiracies

I actually believe trump wasn’t shot. I don’t think you have to go down the CT rabbit hole for that.

I partially believe he wasn’t injured, that it was faked, I partially believe the whole thing was a setup.

As for the shooter, watch the documentary The Parallax View. :slight_smile:
Hey, I’m just asking questions.

Moderating:

This is not a thread that belongs in P&E. We don’t want to be part of creating or spreading disinformation, even if it is clearly labeled as such.

I’m closing the thread. @Irishman, please let me know if you want it reopened in the Pit.

In accordance with the expressed wishes of the OP, this is reopened in the Pit.

As I’ve suggested elsewhere, Trump wasn’t in on the plot. (He’d never OK it, and he could never keep quiet about it.) Other GOP operatives figured the kid would miss, but if he didn’t, they’d be OK having Trump out of the way as well.

(Do I actually believe this? No. But gaming it out is too much fun to resist.)

Trump isn’t normal.

In a couple of days we could circle back and compare conspiracy thinking to reality-based thinking.

The problem with this theory is that the lifts in his shoes could have interfered with getting a squib out.

The potential discovery of his shoe lifts is why Trump was so worried about his shoes.

Besides, Trump’s not that dexterous with his little baby carrot fingers. Have you seen the videos of Trump trying to drink from a water bottle?

More likely Trump was palming a packet/squib of clear gel that turns red on contact with the air.

Okay, yeah, I can work with that.

Not only that, but I’ve seen Trump try to act in movies and he’s fucking TERRIBLE. There’s no way he faked it.

I love this whole post. What makes it great is that it’s actually viable as a CT that the MAGAsphere could buy into. Set their tiny little minds running against the GOP leaders. Make it clear to the McConnells and Grahams that they no longer matter, and efforts to keep in Trump’s good graces won’t save them when the next round of Capitol stormers come.

The SS shot the people in the crowd to cover for the fact that Crooks was shooting blanks.

Bah, yer all a bunch of amateurs, chomping down the false flag breadcrumbs scattered around by the uniparty fake media. Listen up sheeple here is what really went down.

First lets look at the facts.

Maybe one marksman in ten could make a head shot at that distance. But to make a ear shot? That is a near impossibility. It would take a marksman of extreme skill to nick Trumps ear and leave the rest of him intact, maybe one in a million. And such a skilled marksman wouldn’t miss a head shot. So the target must have been the ear. The question is who has the cool head, nerves of steel and unmatched skill to make such a shot, only one person, but we will get to that later.

Second since Jan 6th Trump has been off his game. He didn’t lead his forces to take back the Capitol. Instead he sent out some milquetoast tweet about remaining peaceful and respecting law and order. He didn’t swoop at Biden’s inauguration to arrest the uniparty cabal of cannibalistic pedophiles in a great storm like he said he would. He just slinked of on is jet with his tail between his legs. He encouraged people to take the Soros microchip vaccine. He launched a twitter clone that didn’t go anywhere, and garish overpriced sneakers. He rambles on about sharks and electric boats that are too heavy to float. He even was “caught” with top secret documents in his bathroom.

There is no way that the real Trump would be so careless. The inescapable conclusion is that shortly after giving his Jan 6th speech, Trump got in the black van to take him to lead the charge at the capitol, but instead was taken to a CIA black site in Ukraine. In the next few hours that he was hidden from view (supposedly watching the violence unfold on TV) the Uniparty activated his replacement. It true identity is unknown, it could be a clone, or an android, but the smart money is on alien metamorph hybrid. Whatever it is its not Trump and hasn’t been since then. It’s a Uniparty plant whose sole mission is to discredit Trump.

Fortunately, Trump managed to escape his confinement and return to the US to take back his rightful place. But he couldn’t confront his doppelganger directly. If he went man to man with him how would his supporters know which one was which. He needed to mark his double, perhaps with a nick on the ear made by a snipers bullet. But he also needed to find out what this thing was that had taken his place, and more importantly what is weaknesses were. There was only one person he knew he could trust, the plucky young Kaylee Comperatore. He arranged so that she and her family could be seated behind the fake Trump and catch the ear fragment for further analysis as it flew off the chameleon.

Unfortunately he didn’t count on Thomas Crooks, the undercover Uniparty assassin seeing what was going on and trying to remove Kaylee from the equation. Trump managed to silence him with two shots to his eyes and one to his neck but not before he launched his fatal attack. If not for her father Corey Comperatore leaping in the way, his daughter would have lost her life and failed in her mission. But thanks to his brave sacrifice Trump is in his secret lab as we speak analyzing the sample she collected.

It is clear to anyone who has not closed their mind and is unwilling to see that this is the only logical possibility that wraps up all the lose ends with no holes. Welcome to beyond the looking glass and enjoy your red pill.

TLDR: trump is a lizard person. :wink:

It seems a shame to disparage lizards.

He does bear a remarkable resemblance to the Komodo dragon.

Aliens.

Or a frilled lizard!

The color is right at least.

As is the wide open mouth connected to a very small brain motivated only by lizard-think.