Trump awarded Peace Prize

The made up, farcical FIFA peace prize:

Big ball participation trophy. But what is his participation?

Didn’t you hear, he’s saved 10s of millions of lives!

I can’t help wondering if the medallion is really chocolate in gold foil ( it is near Christmas, after all)

Minor point, but what’s up with the position of his forefinger where he is shaking hands? I’ve never seen or experienced that. Is it his famous power manipulation grip? Or a secret handshake?

Speaking of trump and peace, trump’s name was added to the U.S. Institute of Peace building, after the trump admin dismantled the agency and fired almost all of the staff. War is peace!

“they make a desert, they call it peace.”

He truly has no idea how ridiculous this is. How small it makes him look.

Or, if they went with @PatrickLondon 's idea, they make a dessert and call it peace.

A mere trifle….

or alternatively:

“They make a dessert. Piece?”

I read he does it to stroke your wrist and make you feel inconfortable while shaking your hand, which works particularly good with against women. It is reported it feels slimy and perverted, particularly when combined with his trademark lecherous slime smile. Sorry I couldn’t find a cite, search engines are flooded with his “power” handshakes with against Macron and Starmer and similarly puerile gestures.
He makes so much shit that it becomes difficult to find any concrete example when you look for it. There is simply too much of it. Don’t know whether this is by design or a lucky coincidence.

Concerning the prize itself, it is the third time today that I remark on this board that it looks like zombie hands rising from the ground where they are buried to grab and steal the world. Which, come to think of it, is fitting.

Trump “awarded” “peace” “prize.”

It’s as valid as his golf club “championships”.

What a loser. Sad.

Might be his creepiness coming out. Might be old man hands. That contracture thingy.

I willing to go with “creepy old dude” on the whole.

Oh, be fair. He was Michigan Man of the Year, after all.

Are you sure you didn’t mishear that? I heard he was Meshuggeneh Man of the Year.

(Yay, I spelled that right on the first try!)

So, will he be the next recipient of the C. Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?

Serious question, is really proud of that or is it just propaganda?

I read this as Michelin Man…he has the body for it…