Trump is a whiny little bitch man child

[sich_hinaufwinden]

@Chimera

I did ask if we could weigh him against a duck.

I heard he turned one of his opponents in the primaries into a Newt!

[SaneBill]

Now now, Trump is absolutely right. He said UNFAIRLY, see.

Sure Lincoln & Kennedy were shot but as they died they were losers and deserved all they got. Same with Mandela, he let imprison himself - loser.

But as Trump is still going strong he’s a winner and deserves none of this.

[BigT]

@Fotheringay-Phipps

Now again, that’s for good reason. But the point here is that IF you accept the premise that the Russia stuff is a bunch of nothing (which Trump does) then what he’s saying has some rational basis. Because he has all this going on over what he says is nothing. Obama didn’t have to deal with anything remotely on this scale.

I don’t think he does, though. Or else, why try to stop it, as he flat out admitted? If it’s nothing, let it go on until completion, and everyone will find out it’s nothing.

Trump thinks it is something, and is trying to spin it as if it’s nothing.

[Beware_of_Doug]

@kaylasdad99

Not so fast. Franklin Graham has called him a Christian…

Like he’d know what a Christian was. He only pretends to be one; in reality he’s a dominionist shitfuck.

[SaneBill]

On the other news: the funeral of Mauno Koivisto, Finland’s former president will be tomorrow.
He was well liked and respected man and famous for his HUGE HANDS

Mr Trump will not attend.

[Count_Blucher]

@sich_hinaufwinden

I heard he turned one of his opponents in the primaries into a Newt!

From what? A tomato with mold on it!?
(Look at that Noggin! I wouldn’t throw a tomato that rotten at a bad play… or even at Trump.)

[SteveG1]

@Beware_of_Doug

Like he’d know what a Christian was. He only pretends to be one; in reality he’s a dominionist shitfuck.

This, in all its glory.

He’s the kind of filth Jesus warned against.

[BombVoyage]

@Fotheringay-Phipps

In his mind he’s already so great at being president that there’s no reason he should have to hire any consultants. The opposite - he himself could be a consultant to other people, what with his incredible negotiating skills etc.Apparently his attention span is such that it’s hard for him to read anything longer or more complex than a single page of bullet points. He likes graphs and pictures.

In order to cope with this, his staff has taken to inserting his name as often as possible in reports they prepare for him. He likes reading about himself and this helps to hold his interest.

Bad press sets him off. The fear among his staff is that he will read or see nasty things about himself and then start spouting off on Twitter. When there’s bad press about, his staff provides him with some positive coverage of himself in the hope that this will keep him calm and stop him from flying off the handle and damaging himself even worse.

It’s incredible to read this stuff about the president of the US. It’s like what you might expect to see in a school write-up of some misbehaving kid.

What I find interesting is when I landed my first post college job I found myself being trained to prepare powerpoint presentations to high up executives. During my training they kept telling me “fewer pages, less bullet points, more pictures.” Out of frustration I made a powerpoint file with a large number of pictures, very few bullet points and only 4 pages. This was on a very complex topic!

I gave it to my boss and he was looking at it. I expected him to crack up laughing at the joke or maybe even chastise me for it but he looked up at me, smiled, and said I was finally getting it! He then used it.

I started to think higher up executives have the attention span of gnats, were not remotely analytical about even less-than-complex topics and were, in essence, just winging it day to day making huge decisions on just that.

Then Trump was elected. He IS upper management in my experience and business leaders should not be involved in politics. They just don’t have the chops for it.

[scr4]

Just because there’s a witch hunt on you doesn’t mean you are not a witch.

[JKellyMap]

@BombVoyage

What I find interesting is when I landed my first post college job I found myself being trained to prepare powerpoint presentations to high up executives. During my training they kept telling me “fewer pages, less bullet points, more pictures.” Out of frustration I made a powerpoint file with a large number of pictures, very few bullet points and only 4 pages. This was on a very complex topic!

I gave it to my boss and he was looking at it. I expected him to crack up laughing at the joke or maybe even chastise me for it but he looked up at me, smiled, and said I was finally getting it! He then used it.

I started to think higher up executives have the attention span of gnats, were not remotely analytical about even less-than-complex topics and were, in essence, just winging it day to day making huge decisions on just that.

Then Trump was elected. He IS upper management in my experience and business leaders should not be involved in politics. They just don’t have the chops for it.

Very interesting post – thanks.

[gytalf2000]

@SteveG1

This, in all its glory.

He’s the kind of filth Jesus warned against.

So true!

[gytalf2000]

@BombVoyage

What I find interesting is when I landed my first post college job I found myself being trained to prepare powerpoint presentations to high up executives. During my training they kept telling me “fewer pages, less bullet points, more pictures.” Out of frustration I made a powerpoint file with a large number of pictures, very few bullet points and only 4 pages. This was on a very complex topic!

I gave it to my boss and he was looking at it. I expected him to crack up laughing at the joke or maybe even chastise me for it but he looked up at me, smiled, and said I was finally getting it! He then used it.

I started to think higher up executives have the attention span of gnats, were not remotely analytical about even less-than-complex topics and were, in essence, just winging it day to day making huge decisions on just that.

Then Trump was elected. He IS upper management in my experience and business leaders should not be involved in politics. They just don’t have the chops for it.

That’s disturbing, but not truly surprising. Scary stuff!

[Kobal2]

@BombVoyage

What I find interesting is when I landed my first post college job I found myself being trained to prepare powerpoint presentations to high up executives. During my training they kept telling me “fewer pages, less bullet points, more pictures.” Out of frustration I made a powerpoint file with a large number of pictures, very few bullet points and only 4 pages. This was on a very complex topic!

I gave it to my boss and he was looking at it. I expected him to crack up laughing at the joke or maybe even chastise me for it but he looked up at me, smiled, and said I was finally getting it! He then used it.

I started to think higher up executives have the attention span of gnats, were not remotely analytical about even less-than-complex topics and were, in essence, just winging it day to day making huge decisions on just that.

Then Trump was elected. He IS upper management in my experience and business leaders should not be involved in politics. They just don’t have the chops for it.

Hell, they probably shouldn’t be involved in business either.

[Chimera]

The problem often comes when you have to boil down the information too far and too much of it is lost.

Explaining that you need $10 million for a server to replace that old mainframe doesn’t parse well on a single page if you can’t explain to these lunkheads why that old mainframe isn’t a viable option going forward. All they’ll do is look at the immediate costs and say no.

[bikerdruid]

@SaneBill

Now now, Trump is absolutely right. He said UNFAIRLY, see.

Sure Lincoln & Kennedy were shot but as they died they were losers and deserved all they got. Same with Mandela, he let imprison himself - loser.

But as Trump is still going strong he’s a winner and deserves none of this.

:smack:

[SaneBill]

@bikerdruid

:smack:

Thank you. I was considering it a pity that this little gem of mine seemed to go quite unnoticed.

However I do sincerely hope this is a forehead slap, for I truly consider this being an insightful observation of what Mr Trump is thinking to himself, without reflecting any of what I do think about this ocherous buffoon.

On the other hand should you ever have meant that as a facepalm, you might try to re-calibrate your sarcasmo-meter, but this aspect of my post did not escape from you, of that I’m sure.