Actually, I got the Poe quote. 
(When I was about ten, around 1980, we got HBO, and to fill the time before the next movie, they inserted a short film of the Tell Tale Heart. It made quite an impression on me. I haven’t been able to find it online. I remember the guy as looking a little like Malcolm McDowell, but I could be mixing that up with “Time After Time.”)
I meant the “barely sentient” - “never paid me a dime” exchange. Still don’t get it - sorry.
Ditto.
Who is Cusack?
By that standard, you could never be wrong to say someone was dying.
No, they meant this definition:
not of practical relevance; of only theoretical interest.
I’ll put another leaf in the table.
You guys, I got all excited seeing a bunch of new replies to this thread. Well, it was nice while it lasted.
Yeah, I should really unsubscribe from this thread because I get a quarter second of excitement every time I see the title.
Same, though the mods would amend it if That happened
The doctor emphasized Trump’s “optimal cardiovascular health,” noting that tests showed his “cardiac age” to be about 14 years younger than his actual age. Barbarella also said his patient demonstrated strong health across cardiovascular, pulmonary, neurological, and physical areas.
{SNORT}
He was paid well.
Healthiest president ever. Could run a mile in 5 minutes, if he felt like it. If he felt like it.
You know, if he wanted to.
He wouldn’t, though, because he knows the body has a limited amount of energy and exercise kills you faster as you deplete your energy fast.
I can’t believe this is the fucking guy that takes down the longest running democracy in world history. One of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. It’s a bizarre joke. It has convinced me the universe is probably a simulation and whoever runs it is at the “eh let’s start playing around with the settings to see what happens” stage.
If it makes you feel any better, it’s all of the Trump voters, local Republican politicians, and congressional Republicans who are the ones making all of this possible
And would be the biglyest mile ever run by a President.
As I continue to read this thread I am reminded of the Oscar Wilde quote, which I state in Latin to be pretentious:
Nos quando dei punire volunt, preces respondent
“Cusack. John Cusack.” < Cusack lights a cigarette at the Baccarat table >
Mr.Cusack is an amazingly talented life-long resident of Chicago and Famous Actor. He was one of the driving forces behind " The Raven* (2012 film) " a film that was a fictional homage to Edgar Allen Poe. Among his many talents are his seeming ability to never age, his support for Democratic causes, and his incredible skill in the sport of Kick Boxing.
Should sneering schoolyard bullies go after him, he could easily one-punch cold-cock each of them and send them crying back to their Karen-moms or the Giraffe Board, which ever was closest. And if he Really didn’t like them, he’d do nothing and he’d let his sisters take turns beating them into tomato pulp.
If there was a list 5 famous Hollywood people who you should Never raise a fist to unless you have a Death Wish, he would be on it.
That Cusack.
Awesome! Tell us more – have you met him?
Gee, I dunno. What do YOU think???
( You can get back to rimming out maggots on the Giraffe Board now )
Badass! What’s he like in person?
Don’t forget the ‘no anus’ part.