He needs an MRI. Oh, wait…
So close, Grim Reaper. So close:
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/dick-cheney-obituary-9.6965786
He has a list he’s gotta work through, and Cheney got added earlier.
Just saw this on the interwebs.
A t-shirt my friend had years ago… “some people are like slinkies, not useful for anything, but if you see them pushed down the stairs you can’t help but smile.”
Unfortunately, with Cheney down there now, there might not be any room left in Hell.
‘When there’s no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.’
Or maybe, when Trump arrives, he’ll be greeted with a Cheney shotgun to the face.
Cheney and Nixon are shaking their heads, “Damn! We thought WE were crooks…”
Trump… dying…?
Well Sherrill won.
Mandami won.
Spanberger won.
All three (D) PA Supreme Court Justices won.
And when Prop 50 passes…?
“Eeeeeeeew! I’m Dyin’ Again…!” 
I guess he’s going to claim that ALL of these races were stolen, rigged, illegal aliens were bussed or flown in to vote, votes were paid for, etc. Anyone here have the intestinal fortitude to check truthysocial?
Come 3AM, he’ll be blowin’ out the burgers…
Already happening.
Gift link:
Republicans Reprise Unfounded Claims of Widespread Election Interference
From the article:
As voters went to the polls, prominent conservatives latched onto glitches and other problems at polling stations to claim — without presenting evidence — that the results were being rigged.
Election machines briefly went down in Cumberland County, N.J., a state where the governor’s race is seen as a bellwether of President Trump’s second term. The problem was quickly resolved and voting resumed, according to an election commission official reached by telephone. A series of bomb threats in the state — a reprise of threats in several states in last year’s presidential election — also turned out to be a hoax.
‘For the Good of the Country, elections will be suspended because of Democrat rigging. Presitent Trump is the Leader of America, and will Not Be Contradicted.’
She didn’t used to look like she does now. The transformation is almost unreal.
Indeed.
That’s creepy
In an Uncanny Valley sort of way.
Stepford Wife predates that by quite a bit.
She’s not meek enough, though.
That second picture reminds me of something my hero used to say about Texas Rs whose mouths could pucker up tighter’n a chicken’s asshole.
Note the “Utah hairstyle,” the cookie-cutter look for Republican women.
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But the incident made it to People magazine because the woman is Representative Nancy Mace, Republican of South Carolina. She and the constituent, who was asking her when she’d be holding her next town hall, recorded the encounter and posted it.Mace — who has hundreds of thousands of followers on X, Instagram and TikTok (where she goes by the handle @basedmace) — is easily clocked as just the kind of Republican woman who is ascendant in the Trump administration. The women’s hair is in Utah curls, long waves with straight ends, popularized by Mormon momfluencers. Their makeup is heavy; the content creator and comedian Suzanne Lambert called it “Republican makeup,” which she explained to me is “matte and flat”: thick eyebrows and lashes, dark eyeliner on the top and bottom lids, a bold lip, lots of bronzer. “Inappropriate unless you’re on a pageant stage. And in that case, I would still do it differently,” she said. Their clothes, whether casual or corporate, are form-fitting and often accessorized with giant crosses. They are always thin and almost always white.
To each her own. But it is also undeniable that this hyperfeminine and overtly Christian look offers a stark contrast to the often blunt and even brutal language they employ. Another glaring example of this is the horrifying video of Kristi Noem, the homeland security secretary, at CECOT, the tropical gulag in El Salvador where the Trump administration has sent migrants. She stood there before a group of shirtless prisoners and declared, “If you come to our country illegally, this is one of the consequences you could face,” while wearing a $50,000 Rolex.
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My bold.