Trump appears to have a zombie bite on his left hand today.
If that’s a bruise from an IV needle site, it makes one wonder if it means all other suitable veins for IV needle entry have already been used and re-used too many times and the visible hand one is the last resort.
New lie to cover up his obvious sign of poor health:
Weird that he keeps getting bruises on the same spots on his hands for wildly different reasons (like shaking hands).
His hand walked into a doornob.
So there’s a zombie out there with syphilis now?!
Thanks, Obama!
Syphilitic zombies? Someone pitch this to HBO, stat!
But will it fit up his pants?
Time for some lab work…
I’ve done medical trials in the UK, and placement of the catheter or IV was quite random. I preferred it in my left arm near my elbow but have had one on my right hand in exactly the area Trump is bruised. It was up to the nurse in the end.
I’ve had bruises, but nothing like that… although I was a healthy 30 year old at the time.
I hear heroin addicts occasionally try for the big vein in the penis, but I assume there is nothing big in Trumps pants.
TBF, I’m always banging my hands and arms against things. I get bruises like that from time to time (though not as big). My PCP says, ‘That just happens as you age.’ It’s a better explanation than too much handshaking.
That makes sense. But it would require the dictator to admit he’s an actual real human being and there’s no way the regime can allow that.
I’m reminded of the portrait Marge Simpson paints for/of Mr. Burns.
I got a similar bruise (accompanied by an impressive lump) when I was installing seat covers in my Jeep; the little hook at the end of an elastic strap snapped back and hit me.
(I’m not sure he could fit in the rear footwell of a WK, even with the seat all the way forward.)
I defensively crossed my legs when I read that.
Same here. That particular combination of words should be illegal.
And shame on you for making me read it again. 
I was taught to share.
Penis? ( No thanks )
I wonder if it’s a bad idea to share penis heroin needles?
Is that some kind of John Deere roto-tiller?
( I don’t think your spouse will like that but you can ask her. )
Not a real good name for a band.
Definitely would be very punk, however.