Holy shit. My gob is officially smacked. My balder has been dashed. My poppy has… well, you finish this!
This is amazing. It’s like the one trivia question they ask knowing that if you get it, you’re cheating: No one guessed trading cards. It was too stupid to even consider.
I’m all for the voluntary fleecing of anyone who’d buy 45 of these.
Well, Melania’s been selling NFTs for a while. Maybe she’s making coin, and he wants in on the scam.
Every time I think he can’t do something stupider, he finds a way. I’ll admit, I did NOT see this one coming.
What a loser.
Turns out you overestimated its significance by a couple of orders of magnitude.
There’s this Reddit sub for Trump fans that are bullish on DWAC (Truth Social) stock. It’s a heaping pile of schandenfreude over there right now, as they were breathlessly expecting an announcement that would finally send their tanking investments through the roof - instead they got another scam, one they aren’t in in.
My favorite comment is “This is giving fuel to the people that accuse him of being a grifter.” Yes indeed.
When I scrolled through the official website (https://collect trumpcards. com/ – link deliberately broken) I was SURE that it had been designed by the genius who gave us https://djtrumplibrary.com/.
It proves that DJT is great at one thing: self-parody. God, this is late-night comedy gold.
Hey, you must be psychic!
So, he’s moved from grifting the rubes into a straight-up tax on stupidity. I should feel more pity for the suckers, but I don’t.
Oh, this is good.
In the fine print, it shows alternate prizes for the sweepstake prizes. The alternate prizes are a Trump NFT trading card or an absurdly low amount of cash. For example, instead of giving you and your friends a round of golf with Trump, they can just give you $300.
If you win a private Zoom call with Trump, they can give you a limited edition Trump trading card NFT instead.
Is www.collect.trumpmugshots.com taken? There might be a market there…
And if you get the second prize of two rounds of golf with Trump, they can just give you $150.
Biggest letdown since Al Capone’s vault. But I bet the little shit makes millions off this.
I was browsing this thread, saw this post, and thought, " @iiandyiiii did some good photoshopping there - it looks like a real announcement, mocking Trump"
Then I looked again, “wait a minute - no - not really?”
Man, Trump’s losing it.
But he’ll make money on it, guaranteed.
And his avatars depicted on the “cards” are the Y.M.C.A. crew updated for the 21st century.
I do hope late night shows provide us with additional card designs…
I hope they completely ignore the clown show.
Next time any Republican anywhere mentions the word “dignity,” the media should instantly throw this in their face. Good lord.
No, no, no!
Mockery is good! mockery is usually one of the first signs that a person has lost status.
Mockery encourages the sharks to come out…when the jesters are hitting hard, it’s a signal that the king is no longer invincible…
The best ones can only be bought in person at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
Or the businesses on either side.