Trump Pit Thread

Well, to be fair, I believe they were even more traumatized by having learned that there were actual Trump supporters attending their school. The realization that any student they saw on campus might be an actual Trump supporter/racist/sexist/fascist/conservative/evil-doer is the reason they felt unsafe at their own school, which of course they didn’t deserve. Thus the only rightful course of action would be to have the school seek out and expel its Trump supporters, because no one at a predominately (and presumedly exclusively) liberal university deserves to have feelings they don’t deserve.

How about you stop trying to speak for liberals, okay? That’d be a big a help.

Except it looks like it’s six months of just Hilary attack ads on Trump: she’s got 100% of the ad buy right now. He’s bought zero in the battleground states.

Stunning –> Team Clinton has a 100% ad-spending edge in battlegrounds.

Does that include the RNC’s anti-Donald ads?

“…OK, sports fans, bottom of the ninth, score, 23-zip, and the big cleanup batter, “Big Hands” Donald Trump is striding to the plate, bold confidence in every step…he appears to be carrying a tennis racket…”

Four years ago Romney got hurt because Obama bought up air time early, when it was cheap, forcing Romney to pay more for less desirable slots. But this is crazy. Trump still doesn’t have an organization.
Maybe he’ll declare his candidacy bankrupt in October or something.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Trump never really wanted to win this. It’s all just a game for him. If he wins, it stops being fun and starts being work.

While I like that idea just fine – and hope it’s true! – I wonder if he’s counting on the plan that worked before he got the nomination: advertising? Who needs advertising? You just phone CNN, or Fox News, or MSNBC, and they drop whatever they’re doing to interview you right then in prime time!

You call Good Morning America, or the Today show, and they put you on the air live; and you talk for as long as you please! You tell Jimmy Kimmel you’d like to be a guest on his show, instead of paying for a TV commercial; and then it just happens! You’re on Meet The Press! You’re hosting SNL! So let it be written! So let it be done!

Nah, this is Trump. The less likable PT Barnum.

His solution will be to be even more controversial and offensive, so as to keep getting all of that free air time.

Facing historically low polls across the board, Trump to campaign manager Lewandowski: “You’re fired!

Didn’t the personification of a flip-flop say Lewandowski wouldn’t be fired or did that only apply to him being charged with battery?

The first move of any new campaign manager would be to change DonDon’s Twitter password and refuse to give him the new one. If they don’t do that then they’re just taking his money.

Nah, Shrub proved that you don’t have to work very hard to be President, you just delegate everything, and let your VP make all the decisions. All you have to do is show up on camera and speak every few days, and he loves doing that.

I lived in Ohio 1964-65 (Brown, Groza, and Warfield–fuck yeah!), and consider myself a very-slightly-adoptive Ohioan (go Cavs), but I prefer Illinois, where Hillary, Favorite Daughter, will waste little ad money, and I suppose Trump, since we hate New York, cannot waste ad money he doesn’t have.

No, BigTrump is right. Being a whiny bitch-ass pussy, as an adult, is a good thing and makes you a winner. If only more people would break down and cry and seek therapy and the retreat of their mothers basement at seeing some ones name then America would be a better place.

Now watch this drive.

Trump-inspired Tennessee candidate for Congress erects “Make America White Again” billboard, draws boycott.

“Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be miscegenators.”

He should have gone with “mudsharks.” I learned that term on the dope, so it holds a special place in my heart.

Bush, deep down inside, knew he was in over his head, though it only really registered during the financial crisis when he got out of the way and let the adults work on it. (Much to his credit.) Trump has no idea of what he’s talking about.
I never thought I’d say this, but Bush is smarter than Trump. And has a much smaller ego.

No violent crime? What about church bombing or a lone nut in a clock tower? Not to mention Mafia hits.

What?! Nothing like that ever happened on Leave It to Beaver!