This is probably the only way Trump can be assured of his Quarter Pounder with cheese. Just don’t try to snatch it out of the hands of a running back.
This is not food for himself and his family. This is basically an official event, so I very much doubt that he’s responsible for paying for the food.
To recap: the players were served their all-time favoritest food ever, all thanks to the Democrats. So gracious of the president to recognize that!
Clemson athlete: “I thought it was a joke”
To be honest, I bet a number of these kids… especially the serious athletes who watch their diets… were not pleased with the offerings.
Yes, there was pizza.
Who’s going to clean up that mess in the Rose Garden?
From Sarah Sanders:
I mean, if you’re going to be sure to mention that it’s “personally paid for” and “catered”, you can do better than chicken nuggets. It’s like she’s fishing for brownie points for the least possible amount of effort.
It also feels disrespectful to the athletes who will probably be at a White House event once in their lives and are greeted with the least possible amount of effort but you’ve got Trump looking for praise because “I like burgers” and “I paid for it myself!”
Isn’t there a nice restaurant at the hotel he owns in town? If he’s paying for it himself, why not have it catered from there?
The internet’s got your back, already saw two.
Little Caesar’s would’ve been more frugal.
I suppose we should be relieved it wasn’t fried chicken and watermelon.
I think we’re up to over 1000 hamberders now. Can you recalculate based on the average cost of a hamberder?
Honestly, even if it’s only 300 hamberders, I’d like to know the logistics of this.
Did they just have staff go to 10 or so fast food joints and order them? Did they order online beforehand? Did Trump use his Credit Card? Or is did he just say he would reimburse the staff that got them.
Did they order them the day before and put heat lamps out and a microwave? Did they all have extra ketchup and no pickles?
Where are the giant bowls of lukewarm fries???
There must have been drinks too… Coke or covfefe?
Don’t be silly. Fries were portioned out in paper cups with the Presidential Seal on them! Lukewarm tho, yes.
Warning: these fries previously handled by tiny, tiny fingers.
Did Trump recently see Kingsmen: The Royal Service, or something?
I like that someone put out china and White House cocktail napkins but they still are using the fast food ketchup packets, rather than, say, putting out a Heinz bottle.
If it’s anything like how he runs business, he told the staff he’d reimburse them, accused them of trying to cheat him, offered them 65% of what they spent and threatened to sue them if they complained.
I know how hard it is too write ‘Hamburger’ because I also saw the remake of The Pink Panther.
As usual, Dril is on point.