Trump to hand over US control to the Pope Oct 31!!

What about Koch Bros., they weren’t invited?? Is the Meadows close to Miralago, per chance?

er, I know some Catholics who seem to think that as well.

Il Papa Frankie invited us, but not Trump. He’s a gatecrasher.

Yeah, and look what happened to him!

The Mason’s Apron covers a lot.

But, I’ve said too much.

[Piper looks over shoulder nervously.]

Who knew Trump liked church so much?

From what I understand, Trump likes church in the sense of directions: “Take Elm Street east to the church on the corner of Maple, then head south two blocks. There’s the club where you can pussy-grab. I should know, I’m the President, and I’ve been there.”

On second thought, maybe ceding power to Pope Francis is not such a bad thing.

Don’t worry ------ us Lutherans are already training to foil this dastardly plot against America.

Oh, I hated the Colonel! With his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re going to buy my chicken…”

I’m an atheist and I support this transition of power.

I, for one, etc etc.

Free to unite in love, cherish & enjoy the Kingdom, the dictatorship of God’s law, uniting the whole Human race in our Eternal Father’s great All-One-God-Faith! For we’re All-One or none: Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!

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Ooh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you’re gonna buy my chicken! :smiley:

We just can’t win, Obama hands us over to the UN and Trump hands us over to…The Pope. That’s a new one.

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No it isn’t. In the long tradition of pointless Doper nitpicking, I must point out that Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the chapel door* in Wittenburg on Oct 31st, 1517 by the reckoning of the Julian Calendar. The exact 500th year anniversary of that date will be Nov 10th, 2017 assuming I haven’t mucked up the conversion.
*Actual nailing to the door probably an apocryphal story, but it sounds better than posting a letter to the bishop.

Perhaps.

But the church in Wittenberg is celebrating on October, 31st, 2017, on “Reformation Day”.

They are doing nothing November 10th.

http://www.germany.travel/en-mobile/specials/luther/luther.html#!/event/search/city/Wittenberg/from/2017-10-30/until/2017-11-13/category/luther/page/1

Second time, actually. During the 1960 election campaign, when idiots were going around saying that the election of Kennedy would just put the Pope in the White House, Paul Goodman commented somewhere that we could do much worse (I am sure he Nixon in mind) than putting that kindly old gentleman (John XXIII, if you don’t know) there.

Well that was a big letdown…

So did you go back to your friend and ask “Hey what happened?”

Did you think they were going to make a big announcement about it?

OF COURSE NOT!

It happened, you just have to look for the subtle differences that are already starting to infiltrate the government and society at large.

World without end. Amen.

I need to start a widespread rumor that Trump is going to hand over the USA to me, an average citizen, to end political corruption and force our nation to work for the best interests of its people.

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Good! I am glad that is settled!