Loach:
Well it’s a well know fact that there’s a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. And meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion known as, the Meadows. The Pentaverate is The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothchilds and Col. Sanders before he went tits up.
What about Koch Bros., they weren’t invited?? Is the Meadows close to Miralago, per chance?
jz78817
October 23, 2017, 1:11am
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er, I know some Catholics who seem to think that as well.
JohnT:
October 31st, 2017 is the five-hundredth anniversary, to the day, of Martin Luther kicking off the Protestant Reformation, so, yeah, sure. timing checks out. We are tired of all these splinter groups and want to reunite them with the One True Faith, and Trump is our Secret Plan to do this. How did y’all find out, again?
Il Papa Frankie invited us, but not Trump. He’s a gatecrasher.
Yeah, and look what happened to him!
The Mason’s Apron covers a lot.
But, I’ve said too much.
[Piper looks over shoulder nervously.]
Spoons
October 23, 2017, 6:13am
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Who knew Trump liked church so much?
From what I understand, Trump likes church in the sense of directions: “Take Elm Street east to the church on the corner of Maple, then head south two blocks. There’s the club where you can pussy-grab. I should know, I’m the President, and I’ve been there.”
On second thought, maybe ceding power to Pope Francis is not such a bad thing.
kopek
October 23, 2017, 3:07pm
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Don’t worry ------ us Lutherans are already training to foil this dastardly plot against America.
Munch
October 23, 2017, 3:34pm
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Loach:
Well it’s a well know fact that there’s a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. And meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion known as, the Meadows. The Pentaverate is The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothchilds and Col. Sanders before he went tits up.
Oh, I hated the Colonel! With his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face. “Oh, you’re going to buy my chicken…”
simster
October 23, 2017, 3:48pm
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I’m an atheist and I support this transition of power.
JohnT:
October 31st, 2017 is the five-hundredth anniversary, to the day, of Martin Luther kicking off the Protestant Reformation, so, yeah, sure. timing checks out. We are tired of all these splinter groups and want to reunite them with the One True Faith, and Trump is our Secret Plan to do this. How did y’all find out, again?
Free to unite in love, cherish & enjoy the Kingdom, the dictatorship of God’s law, uniting the whole Human race in our Eternal Father’s great All-One-God-Faith! For we’re All-One or none: Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!
wguy123
October 23, 2017, 5:42pm
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Loach:
Well it’s a well know fact that there’s a group of the five wealthiest people in the world known as the pentaverate, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers. And meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion known as, the Meadows. The Pentaverate is The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothchilds and Col. Sanders before he went tits up.
Ooh, I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you’re gonna buy my chicken!
We just can’t win, Obama hands us over to the UN and Trump hands us over to…The Pope. That’s a new one.
Gorsnak
October 23, 2017, 6:11pm
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JohnT:
October 31st, 2017 is the five-hundredth anniversary, to the day , of Martin Luther kicking off the Protestant Reformation, so, yeah, sure. timing checks out. We are tired of all these splinter groups and want to reunite them with the One True Faith, and Trump is our Secret Plan to do this. How did y’all find out, again?
(bolding added)
No it isn’t. In the long tradition of pointless Doper nitpicking, I must point out that Martin Luther nailed his 95 Theses to the chapel door* in Wittenburg on Oct 31st, 1517 by the reckoning of the Julian Calendar. The exact 500th year anniversary of that date will be Nov 10th, 2017 assuming I haven’t mucked up the conversion.
*Actual nailing to the door probably an apocryphal story, but it sounds better than posting a letter to the bishop.
JohnT
October 23, 2017, 6:49pm
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Perhaps.
But the church in Wittenberg is celebrating on October, 31st, 2017, on “Reformation Day”.
They are doing nothing November 10th.
http://www.germany.travel/en-mobile/specials/luther/luther.html#!/event/search/city/Wittenberg/from/2017-10-30/until/2017-11-13/category/luther/page/1
31/10/2017 - Lutherstadt Wittenberg
Reformation Festival
People visiting Wittenberg on Reformation Day can choose from a wide variety of events, from theological disputations to a thoroughly wordly spectacle with historical touch in the old town centre. Festive church services in German and English, concerts and the hustle and bustle of a historical market are part of the programme of the Reformation Festival. Christians from all over the world are invited to attend services in the Stadtkirche and the Schlosskirche at 10 a.m. on 31 October. After the service they can got to exhibitions or lectures or attend the disputation held by the Martin Luther University of Halle-Wittenberg in the Leucorea (the original univerity building). Two impressive festive concerts at 5 p.m. and 6.30 p.m. in the Schlosskirche and Stadtkirche, respectively are further highlights of this holiday.
Upcoming dates:
31/10/2017
Venue
Markt
06886 Lutherstadt Wittenberg
Second time, actually. During the 1960 election campaign, when idiots were going around saying that the election of Kennedy would just put the Pope in the White House, Paul Goodman commented somewhere that we could do much worse (I am sure he Nixon in mind) than putting that kindly old gentleman (John XXIII, if you don’t know) there.
Munch
November 1, 2017, 7:30pm
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Well that was a big letdown…
So did you go back to your friend and ask “Hey what happened?”
Did you think they were going to make a big announcement about it?
OF COURSE NOT!
It happened, you just have to look for the subtle differences that are already starting to infiltrate the government and society at large.
World without end. Amen.
Chimera
November 1, 2017, 9:45pm
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I need to start a widespread rumor that Trump is going to hand over the USA to me, an average citizen, to end political corruption and force our nation to work for the best interests of its people.
Good! I am glad that is settled!