Trump Victory Speech Live Thread and Drinking Game

Rules: Drink whenever Trump says something stupider and/or more terrifying than you would have expected.

Surprisingly grown-up sounding to start.

Secretariat has a huge bronze bust! We’re going off the rails now.

I couldn’t bring myself to watch. Did he do the “my honored opponent ran a good race and now is the time to bring the country together” thing, or was it more “now that it’s official we can really put the screws to the liberals and their harpy queen”?

he went the “honored opponent” route

That’s the second-biggest surprise of the year.

It was pretty good. Not just “honorable opponent” but “we owe her a debt of gratitude for her service to our country”.

I bet the crowd ate that up.

Seriously, I wonder where they’ve stashed the real Donald Trump.

I’m still not convinced this isn’t all just some reality show of Trump’s and that we’re not being collectively hoodwinked.