Donald Trump went down to Georgia
He was looking for an election to steal
He said I’m in a bind ‘cause I ended up behind
So I’m willing to make a deal
So he found a politician, tried to get him in his plot.
Up jumped Trump on his Twitter stump, and said
"Boy, let me tell you what …
I guess you didn’t know it but I’m a swindler too
And if you want to share my stump
I’ll run a sting with you
You folks stole your last election, Brad
So I’m gonna give you your due
But find me 11,800 votes and I’ll keep Georgia from turning blue.
The gov said me’n my Secretary of State we’re just afraid you didn’t win
We did the recounts and yer still on the outs
So there’s no reason to do ‘em again
Donny poof up your thinnin’ hair and turn your orange face red
‘Cause the Dems broke loose in Georgia and there’s just one way to get back ahead
Threaten this cracker gov with jail if he don’t help you out
Convince them all the vote counts are in doubt
Trump turned his trick on Truth Social, saying, "Oh, me, oh, woe!
It’s a WITCH HUNT and a HOAX, and I’m gonna need more dough!
Then he pulled off several rallies as he blew the judge a kiss
And as his MAGA based lapped it up, it sounded just like this
(musical interlude, interspersed with soundbites about “witch hunts”, “Hunter’s laptop”, “being persecuted”, “The Big Steal”, and so on)
When Trump finished bloviating, the courts said, “That’s enough.
We’ve let you play and have your say, but now we’re getting tough.
There’s a courthouse in Atlanta, and they’ve got a job to do,
So get on your bus and follow us – the judge wants to talk to you!”
-“BB”-
