Trump's Cabinet of Curiosities

$77,888? Is this “coffee” in the Eddie Izzard sense?

We secretly replaced Ivanka’s Special Blend with Folgers Instant Crystals. Let’s see if the suckers notice.

Posted in the wrong place.

Christ. 10 bucks sez she’s infested with Herpes, Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia and Genital Warts. And that’s just her mouth.

I agree with your sentiments … but we’ve heard from one GOP Doper ( adaher?), who didn’t vote for Trump but is now delighted with the Cabinet selections. Have we heard from Bricker ? For many Republicans a problem with Trump was that he was a moderate, but they’re filled with joy now — his Cabinet is looking like a Right-Wing Dream Team.

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The hijack — Should/could Obama have left several brigades in Iraq and what would that alternate universe look like? — is an interesting topic. Is there a GD thread on the topic?

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Finally! Rip Van Elucidator, the flower power boy dozing from too much mushrooms, wakes up and appreciates the 21st century.

More fun times ahead.

Trump Picks Mick Mulvaney, South Carolina Congressman, as Budget Director

My bold.

I guess Mitch McConnell will be doing a happy dance when he hears about this, eh? :rolleyes:

And Mulvaney has no experience assembling a government spending plan. The future is looking brighter by the day. . .

That’s just because we’re hurling towards the Sun at breakneck speed. Estimated time of arrival is January 20.

According to the New York Times:

I keep struggling to make sense of this. But I can’t.

ProPublica: “Trump’s Pick for Commerce Secretary May Have the Biggest Conflicts of Them All”.

Stranger

I didn’t realize it was a competition.

It was a race to rock bottom, but we’ve drilled through the bedrock faster than a Texas oilman on speed and are now rapidly boring through magma faster than Aaron Eckhart and Hilary Swank is a bad scifi movie.

Stranger

The candidate for Secretary of State begins to sing:
“Everything you can do I can do better!”

Well, better for the interests of Russia, of course.

Vincent Viola is a billionaire. He made his fortune as an investor and founder of the high-speed electronic trading firm Virtu Financial, where he is still executive chairman. He now owns the Florida Panthers NHL team. He graduated from West Point in 1977 and later donated millions to the academy. He served as an infantry officer in active duty and in the reserves, although it’s not clear to me how long he served in either role or what his duties were.

Seems like an OK guy as far as I can tell. Not sure I’d want him for Secretary of the Army, though. But, then, I’m not as smart as Donald Trump. I would not have recognized that “Viola’s business experience makes him well positioned to help guide a Fortune 10-sized company, the U.S. Army,” as Trump’s transition team states it. That’s good people management right there. That’s why Trump is the boss. Surrounds himself with the most qualified people, he does.

Bayard, did I read that right. You wrote, “But, then, I’m not as smart as Donald Trump.” You did write that, yes?

Your Sarcasometer is broken.

Whew! I was worried there for a moment.

I did write that. A better question would be, “Did he mean it?” And the answer to that question is, “No, of course not.” :slight_smile:

Well, OK. Just for a comparison, what did he ever say that he *did *mean?

“He” meant “me”. Or maybe I should have said “you”, taking Little_Pig’s POV. I don’t know. Grammar is hard. I’m a computer guy.

As far as what Trump ever said that he did mean… I think the terrifying thing is he means everything he says, when he says it. Then a few minutes or seconds later, he means the exact opposite when he says that.