Trump's Cabinet of Curiosities

The picture at the top of the article looks like Paul Ryan has his finger of Trump’s rectum.

Now that I’ve said it, tell me that’s not what you see.

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No, I think Paul Ryan is looking on approvingly as Trump yanks his own crank.

Anyone else?

In other news, With No Warning, House Republicans Vote to Gut Independent Ethics Office.

But of course!

"You have put this entire office into a salad spinner of fuck.’ – Amy Brookheimer, VEEP

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The Atlantic has a long article on the Trump regime’s difficulties:

Not only will the lack of vetting slow the process for the 1,100 posts requiring Senate approval–but it takes time to fill a total of 4,000 jobs. Trump & his transition team are far behind.

Lots more in the article…

I read it, too. Lots of good stuff in The Atlantic these days. Maybe this will keep Trump’s thumbs busy so he doesn’t go pissing off countries that have nukes.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/trump-names-wall-street-lawyer-clayton-as-sec-chairman/2017/01/04/5db1f6d6-d2e0-11e6-9651-54a0154cf5b3_story.html

How many Wall Street appointees is this now?

I think all of them that will apply. Voters seem to have misheard Trump say something to the effect of “Drain the swamp,” when what he really said was, “Backfill the swamp with more raw sewage until it has achieved as much corruption as the underlying substrate can support.” It’s easy to see how the two statements could be confused phonetically, n’est pas?

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Donald Trump names Chris Christie aide fired over Bridgegate as White House political director

I am considering taking up religion…just so I can believe in a hell for all those who said variations of “Don’t worry-He doesn’t know enough about government to do any real damage!”

Well this makes a lot of sense actually. Trump wants to punish his enemies. This is what he does. Who better to get to help him with this? This is right in Stepien’s wheelhouse;

I still don’t think it was about punishing the mayor. I think it was because that development project failed to hire the right lobbyist/legal firm. Wolff and Samson. Who are euphemistically described as being “politically connected”. I will spare you my own descriptions.

<grits teeth>

He wants to drive his enemies before him and feel the pussies of their women.

Trumpan the Boybarian?

Trump the Vulgarian

“Pretentious? Moi?”

  • Miss Piggy

Florida Attorney General Bondi Said to Have Job Under Trump.

Could be phrased a little better, I think…

Too soon to tell.