Trump's Republican primary campaign

Is that why all this shit keeps coming out his mouth?

Yeah, it’s like a law, or something.

Given that only one person can be President, the deletions are obvious. But I stand by my prediction and make no additions.

Supposedly the eliminative functions are inherently disgusting. Even so, consider the alternative. If you never pissed or shit, you’d end up looking like the Donald.

Not to everyone. How about telling us?

Then you are telling us your party will nominate either Carson, Rubio, Christie, or Kasich. Which of them do you think has the best chance? Please remember that Christie and Kasich are in kiddie-table territory and that Carson is dropping down there too. Would that mean Rubio has a lock on it, despite your complaints elsewhere of his running a lackluster ground campaign?

You also think the Dem nominee will be either Sanders or O’Malley, then, unless somehow Biden returns from the dead. Which would you bet on, and why?

No, read strictly adaher’s prediction is not that only those candidates may be nominated, but simply that only one of those will win (“the next President”).

So if it turns out to be for example Rubio over Clinton, or Sanders over Trump, he will have been correct.

Women do nasty, unseemly things in the bathroom. You have to remember what they are working with. Vile, smelly cunts that bleed every month. Beef curtains and mud flaps, dude.

Trumps was simply reminding us that Hillary is a Disgusting Female with Cooties.

If there’s anybody who doesn’t think women do disgusting, unspeakable things in private, they haven’t been reading their Johnathan Swift. I wonder if DT channeled his disgust from Swift’s
The Lady’s Dressing Room

Considering that Donald’s vocabulary is, like, incredible, he would have had a colossally huge time poring over this opus.

Wowwww…I had no idea this poem existed! Crazy. Thank you for sharing it.

Have you read Lady Montagu’s reply?

Only just now, and thank you! Liking me some lady M so far:

“…Perhaps you have no better luck in
The knack of rhyming than of------.”

“I’ll so describe your dressing room
The very Irish shall not come.”

:smiley:

Yeah, that line blew my mind as well. I mean, I know intellectually that Victorian prudery was more extreme than what came before it, but it is still hard to grasp that stuff like this was in print in the 1700s–from a woman, no less! (I mean, I guess technically she didn’t feel free to write out the “fuckin’”, but still.)

Colbert just commented that Trump is his old character with 10 billion dollars. I thought that was hilarious :smiley:

I am not familiar with this term. But from someone who is:

It’s like screwed, it means defeated, but is a sexual metaphor. It acquires meaning by casting the losing party as being sexually dominated by the winner. Like fucked, reamed, cock-slapped.

If Trump had said, Hillary got cocksmaked, is that better?

Looks like Trump is not guilty on the “schlonged” thing.

I say put him on the offender list preemptively. We know it’s a matter of time.

No way, it may have been used without a conscious knowledge of the origin from yiddish but its pretty clear it would have to mean “fucked” as in Hilary got fucked over by Obama.

If it’s not conscious and it was used on NPR with no controversy by a political reporter in 2011, I don’t see how the origin matters. People say something “sucks” without the homophobic origin being in mind.

In any case, at the same appearance his reaction to Hillary Clinton using the bathroom, calling it disgusting, is the offense people should be paying attention to.

What would the response be, IF, Trump “manned up” and apologised along the lines
Hey guys, I’m sorry, it seems that schlonged has acquired some different regional interpretations I wasn’t aware of. When I grew up in Queen’s, it basically meant routed. Others have said that it has some rather nasty sexual connotations - given this, perhaps you’d allow me to update myself to say that Clinton got an embarrassing shelacking from the Obama team.

That doesn’t fit his schtick (another word from Yiddish, I assume). Did anyone see the SNL parody of the Republican debate from nine days ago? The parts where Trump shot back at Jeb, accusing him of peeing sitting down and so on, were hilarious but also spot on in their deeper truth.