Trump's Wall.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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How did he manage to act so fast on the Mexican wall? He purchased Hadrian’s Wall! :smiley:

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As I observed in the thread on Mexico paying for Trump’s wall, Hadrian’s wall isn’t all that impressive:

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You’re no fun!

I visited Hadrian’s Wall perhaps 40 years ago.

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Matt cartoons are generally no fun either.

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Reality, sadly, often has an anti-fun bias.

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And yet it’s often humour that does the real damage to a politician.

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No, no!

It should be a MOAT, not a wall!

Then you could have sharks with frickin’ laser beams! And crocodiles and giant squids!

And moat patrols with guards riding velociraptors!

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Personally, I think Trump should install a treadmill running back towards Mexico. We all know treadmills are non-controversial. Perhaps a 1920s style death ray could be set up to protect the treadmill.

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I have a whole bunch of killer robots here I could sell him. They even almost work.

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  • We’ll build a Great Wall, and the Mongols will pay for it!

  • We’ll build a wall for Emperor Hadrian, and the Scots and Picts will pay for it!

*We’ll build a Wall of Ice and Snow, and the White Walkers will pay for it!

  • We’ll build an Anti-Fascist Wall in Berlin, and the Americans, British, and French will pay for it!

  • We’ll build an Iron Curtain, and the West will pay for it!

  • We’ll build a Frontier, and the Ko-Dan Armada will pay for it!

  • We’ll build the Ered Lithui and the Ephel Duath around Mordor, and the Elves will pay for it!

Okay, that last one might have worked, if the Quendi had gone in for Middle-Earth Plate Tectonics

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Will it be better than the Great Wall of China? Can we make it more visible from space then theirs?

This is like the Wall race, well we already lost that one, but since the Chinese are going to the moon many years after us and seeming doing it better, we are going to build a wall just like them to show our American ingenuity and just how far we have come since then by making a better wall.

Also anyone else concerned at all that walls can be used just as effectively for keeping people in as keeping them out?

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Even better, he could just airlift the Vietnam Veterans Memorial wall. At least the chunks with the names of the non-war heroes who were captured.

The Picts and the Mongorians could team up.