PapSett … truth or dare?
Okay, this one’s for Bricker:
Bricker, would you marry royalty if you had a chance? Why or why not?
Um, oh yeah… per above… Bricker… truth or dare?
What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
Let’s try a **DARE ** this time…
The only one I can think of in the past year is kind of lame. I was on the computer, the talking heads on the TV in the background were talking about “The War against Terror” and snickering about it. A week later, (I guess you could call it an epiphany) I realized what they were snickering about:
The War against Terror = T. W. A. T.
Hrm … I dare you to write a limerick about the last thing you ate.
eh, it was the first thing I could come up with.
Er…
Dare, please.
snerk
OK , then… pick one other Doper and try to seduce them with your words.
Ok, I’ll tell, actually. When I was in India at 15, I got my period, and in those days it was fairly heavy. Well, it soaked through my clothes in the back. I didn’t realize it, and some stranger had to point it out.
This was at one of the biggest temples. I had been walking around for hours. :smack:
I still remember the feeling.
I’ll do 'em both, since I half-copped out.
Kythereria! Your words! Your grace! Your femininity! I’m willing to renounce my straightness for you, if only you would deign to accept me as the least little rug under your feet. Do with me as you will, only…don’t reject me!
A poet I’m not.
For my dinner, both cow and pig died.
A burger and cabbage I fried.
With onion and bacon,
My tummy is achin’,
But if I said it tasted bad I’d-a lied.
T OR D, Creaky?
well done, and sorry for sticking you with that, especially since I came up with a better one just after posting. :smack:
Well alrighty then… DARE ME Liberty !
I defended someone accused of child rape. Part of the Commonwealth’s evidence against my client was the pictures he had taken of himself committing the acts in question. The victim was five years old. The pictures were …
The pictures left no doubt as to the completion of the crime.
Ohay, imay, imay!
Truth or Dare, Beaty Meaty Big and Bouncy?
Truth or Dare, Creaky?
Truth, please!
Truth