Truth or Dare?

I’ll take a truth this time !

Truth or dare, Creaky ??

Oh, Hal Brinston
You’ve accomplished quite a feat
Saying you have sex with sheep
You make me laugh and make me rhyme
even more than a tripping mime
My world is now complete
Knowing you don’t have sex with sheep
You rock my Dope world
Just like a flying squirrel
Wonderful, trundeful Hal Brinston!

truth!

Er, Hal Briston*
My N key is over excited.

Describe your favorite sex toy.
liberty3701, What was the greatest physical pain you’ve ever gone through?

I will have to give back to you on that, I’ll have to think about it for a while.

No problem.

Truth or Dare, flamingbananas?

Truth, again. Seems easier than dare, I guess. Have at it!! :smiley:

I’ll say truth this time.

It was in two parts … the first part in involves a plastic bullet* to the thigh, pepper spray, and tasers.

the second part involves 8 Royal Canadian Mounties, metal handcuffs, and a lack of underwear.

*the one that hit me looked more like a champagne cork, but same basic problem.

He’s about 5’11" , blue eyes, long blonde hair… oh , wait, is that not what you meant?
In that case… it is about 8" long , flesh colored, and has 4 fingers and an opposable thumb. There is a sterling silver Elvish knot ring on one finger.

(it’s my hand :wink: )

Truth or dare right back atcha , Idle Thoughts !

I’m back! Curse you, system of timekeeping based around the rotation of cosmic bodies!

So truth me please, someone?

I’ve asked you about 3 times now. :stuck_out_tongue: Are you afraid what either of mine would be? :slight_smile:
flamingbananas: What’s an album or CD or cassette that you own that you’d be embarrassed if anyone found out you owned it/listened to it?
Revenant Threshold, What type of pornography do you like?
And dare me, PapSett!

Actually, erotic fiction really does it for me. Not in terms of catherine cookson stuff, more along the lines of either actual novels with a smattering of sex, or poetry ( there’s a lot of foreign stuff that I learnt some of the language specifically to read :wink: ). Best thing about it is, you’ve always got a good story (or poem) to read too! :slight_smile:

Hmm, I feel like I need to catch up here. Someone T or D me again :stuck_out_tongue:

Idle Thoughts …I dare you to write a ‘commercial’ about yourself, doing your best to convince all that read it why they should have sex with you.

Revenant Threshold - truth or dare??

I’ll stick with Truth, it’s done me well so far!

what’s the stupidest thing you’ve done today?

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