Applause. Scansion is great! Very well done.
Well, I’d do a dare, but bear in mind that I’m mostly stealing time from my employer while I’m here, and don’t have facilities to link to embarrassing pictures of myself or whatever. 
I have the fortunate gift of passing for younger than my real age, as borne out a couple of years ago when I was on a choir trip to Gloucester cathedral (a week’s worth of filling in for the regular choir at evening services, and very enjoyable too if somewhat hard work) and the “young adults” were universally convinced I was about 32. But I’m regrettably staid. I still read the same motorbike mag as when I was rising 21, but Bike’s target demographic has aged with me.
Playing second trumpet in a military band is as much an old geezer’s hobby as anything else, and tho’ there are a few young women who play for us, mostly I content myself with being polite, not chasing: I didn’t know how to chase young women twenty years ago, and I’m no more clued up now and with much more potential for making a public embarrassment of myself. Dating? Heh. I should only have the time, the confidence and the opportunity. As for cartoons, I have the excuse of a couple of young sons. Eh, taken all in all I am going gently into that good night. Figure me as forty-five going on seventy. :rolleyes:
Dare me.
Funny you should mention this - it was yesterday.
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Oh, I suppose you want actual details?
The wife and I were out to lunch yesterday, having ditched the kid who had something or other to do. We decided this was a good time to relax, chat, and have some adult beverages for a change. This particular restaurant had MANY BIG SIGNS proudly proclaiming “WE CARD EVERYONE 39 AND UNDER” (which may or may not be related to the Bush girls getting in trouble at this spot for underage drinking). So we order our drinks… and are disappointed to find that the waitress didn’t even think of carding us. For the record, we are 39 and under.
Yes, I know they don’t really mean 39; that’s their excuse for carding lots of people, or at least for trying to look like they’re following the law. It still made me feel old.
Ok, for your next 5 posts, you’re a door-to-door salesman. You have to twist whatever topic the last poster was talking about into a way to sell your product (you can pick what product). Be as persuasive as possible.
What’s going to get you to join?
Revenant, I’ll take a dare!
Well, I had to do a couple of limericks, so, same back to you. Your topic iiiiiiis…your favourite television show!
Payday… sweet sweet payday…oh how I long for thee…
Revenant, I’ll take a truth please if you’re asking…
I’ll do this… but I’ve got to comment on this trend.
Forcing five posts of this really kinda derails meaningful participation in the thread. It’s not difficult or embarrassing to do – it’s just a pain. It doesn’t move the game along in any meaningful way.
And that’s you should consider buying a Truth-Or-Dare Mulligan. Just as a golf mulligan gives you a free do-over, a Truth-Or-Dare Mulligan lets you take that annoying, non-productive dare and kick it right out of the game. Truth-or-Dare Mulligans are recognized by all major Truth-or-Dare game purveyors, and their use is sanction at the international level. It’s the only way to free yourself from those sticky, repetitive dares that just take time, don’t accomplish anything, and leach your interest from the game.
How many can I put you down for?
Aha! Barney Miller:
Barney Miller, he’s my man
If he can’t do it, no one can
Tall and cute
Quite astute
He’s even got a lovely tan!
Dietrich, Dietrich oh so funny
Likes to rhyme and make a punny
Never serious
Kind of mysterious
Never in it for the money!
T or D, Malacandra?
T or D, Bricker?
T or D, Idle Thoughts?
I’ll take a dare this time, Anaamika - lest you think I was chicken. 
I’ll take a Dare, Anaamika. And I’ll also remind you of the evils of drag-you-down dares, the horrible heartache of Dares Gone Wrong, and ask you if you won’t profit my having a supply of Truth-or-Dare Mulligans – just in case.
I’ll take a Dare from Anaamika…
… and a Truth from Idle Thoughts.
Give me about two hours, however; I’m heading out soon to an early lunch with my dad.
I’ll be thinking of a Truth for **Bricker **later, and anyone else who wants one, if they’re game! 
I don’t remember wetting the bed, not to say I didn’t but I must have stopped pretty young. However, well into kindergarten I was wetting my pants because I was afraid of restrooms (my sister told me the blob was going to come through the toilet and eat me), so the teacher’s assistant had to go to the bathroom with me.
Ok. Have you ever abused a SO or your children’s (if you have any) trust by reading their diary, looking at the cell/mobile phone, looking at their emails etc?
Wow! I have three dares to dish out, eh?
We haven’t done the signature thing in a while, so let’s see.
Malacandra, since I know you’ve been having issues with this, you need to put in your sig…
“No, really. I’m a girl, actually.” And display it five times.
Creaky, how about…for the next five posts, you must speak in rhyme only.
Bricker, I don’t want a Truth-or-Dare Mulligan, thank you. But since you almost never use smileys, for the next five posts you must use a smiley at the end of each sentence. It has to be a different smiley each time, (you can’t repeat within a post) and somehow must indicate the mood of the sentence. You may wait until your current dare is finished, if you wish. :: gracious look ::
Fire one.
Actually, on thinking it over, probably the most childish thing I’ve done lately is get into a “Truth or Dare” thread. I never got invited to parties or sleepovers like that when I was a kid.
Of course, there’s a knack to getting your signature to display after you’ve previewed to make sure it’s all present and correct. :smack:
You only THINK you don’t want a Truth-or-Dare Mulligan.
In point of fact, you’re making a quick decision on a product that could change your life, or at the very least save you some real embarrassment when a dare comes along that just doesn’t agree with you – eh?
Oh - that reminds me - Truth or Dare? 
Revenant, I’ll take a truth;
Anaamika, I’ll take a dare.