Truth or Dare?

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Anaamika : What is the stupidest, most useless thing you have bought that cost over $25 ?


Idle Thoughts is dead sexy !!!

First, for Anaamika:

You asked if I would write in verse.
Request of poetry’s a curse!
I’ll do my best to meet the dare;
To back out now would not be fair.

Okay, now for Idle Thoughts:

I am a Sub, I cannot lie,
Which means I mostly see the sky.
I like the whip, the crop, the rope,
I’m much like a Mediaeval Pope!

Dare me. :slight_smile:

And would you ever cheat if the perfect guy/chance arose?
Bricker, Do you enjoy giving oral sex or getting it better?

Hmmm… I think that was the last time I had taken my dogs Kharma & Nick to training class, and I was having… er , digestive problems. I made the excuse that I thought Nick had to potty, took him outside by myself and let rip. :o

Hahah, that’s great.

Truth or Dare to the next person who posts in here.

I guess I’ll live a little. Someone Dare me.
Oh, and Idle Thoughts? Truth or Dare?

Creaky, that second poem was great!

Probably my Pampered Chef baking stone. I forget how much it cost, but it broke, and then they replaced it, and that one broke, too. And I followed all the instructions.

I’ll never buy PC again. T or D, both of you? And Bricker?

If Pierce Brosnan invites me into his trailer, nothing’s stopping me. :slight_smile:

And for your dare…hmm. Ooo! I’ve got it - write a *very *short erotica. Like 4-8 lines. The catch being, it can’t be erotic at all. Make it as mind-boggingly boring and dull as possible.

Hmm, I just thought of the perfect dare for Bricker, if he’s so inclined.

You were the next person to answer after I posted. :stuck_out_tongue:

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And me, I’ll take a truth. :slight_smile:

Anaamika … DARE ME !!!


Idle Thoughts is dead sexy !!!11

Ok, fine. What’s your fetish? Fetish meaning what unusual thing turns you on, not necessarily to an unhealthy amount.

Other than Idle Thoughts, of course. :stuck_out_tongue: (referencing your sig line)

Whoopsie. That’d be a truth. OK, let’s run with it…tell us about a made-up, unusual fetish someone might have, in a paragraph.

It’s been a day, by the way, PapSett, You can take it out. :stuck_out_tongue: Unless, of course, you WANT to keep it in there…in which case I have no objections.
Truth or Dare, Anaamika, PapSett?

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Dunno how unusual it is , but I love having my feet rubbed, fondled, licked, just touched n general ! That is my most fetish-like fetish.

Feydeau - you wanted a dare. I dare you to write an erotic short story starring Popeye and Olive Oyl .

Idle Thoughts - your dare is to write a personal ad for Superman.


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Well… OK , I’ll take it out. Getting sort of used to writing it, actually. :stuck_out_tongue:

Gimme a truth Idle Thoughts !

Yes, I have tasted it. And yes, I do mean post that way…only 3 more times. :slight_smile: (However, I’d hope you’d wait until you were done before doing the dare PS gave you. :stuck_out_tongue:
I’ll get right on your dare now, PapSett.

What was the last “naughty” thing you saw online?

Oooh, I wanna play!

Truth.

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