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Anaamika : What is the stupidest, most useless thing you have bought that cost over $25 ?
Hmmm… I think that was the last time I had taken my dogs Kharma & Nick to training class, and I was having… er , digestive problems. I made the excuse that I thought Nick had to potty, took him outside by myself and let rip. :o
Probably my Pampered Chef baking stone. I forget how much it cost, but it broke, and then they replaced it, and that one broke, too. And I followed all the instructions.
I’ll never buy PC again. T or D, both of you? And Bricker?
If Pierce Brosnan invites me into his trailer, nothing’s stopping me.
And for your dare…hmm. Ooo! I’ve got it - write a *very *short erotica. Like 4-8 lines. The catch being, it can’t be erotic at all. Make it as mind-boggingly boring and dull as possible.
Hmm, I just thought of the perfect dare for Bricker, if he’s so inclined.
It’s been a day, by the way, PapSett, You can take it out. Unless, of course, you WANT to keep it in there…in which case I have no objections.
Truth or Dare, Anaamika, PapSett?
Yes, I have tasted it. And yes, I do mean post that way…only 3 more times. (However, I’d hope you’d wait until you were done before doing the dare PS gave you.
I’ll get right on your dare now, PapSett.