Lol, i’m afraid I had to go look them all up; Couldn’t remember all of them 
Probably “thou shalt not covet thy neighbours posessions”, because my flatmate has a kickass new computer that I must have. begins evil plotting
Truth
Truth.
I’ve finally made it back to the thread!
I’m really enjoying this, actually. Haven’t participated much, but I love the answers to the truth questions, and seeing how the dares turn out.
Anastasaeon, No cheating. Quit that. There will be no mitigation!!
So, Idle Thoughts, Give it to me. Truth or Dare?
Having my nipples bitten.
Truth again, please.
Ewwww. And what did they taste like? :eek:
Ahhh, the rare one footed Mawooba! Well see, the Mawooba actually has TWO Penii. So upon finding one of the female species, the male will mount from behind and use one penis to enter the the female and the other to slowly start massaging her one foot. You see, One footed Mawoobas have very strong nerve endings in their one foot, so it’s especially sensitive to sexual stimulation. ONLY upon stroking the foot furiously can the female achive animal orgasm and can the male species properly ejaculate, even though he’s the one stroking HER. And all this is done in complete darkness, since, as it’s know, the one-footed Mawooba is totally blind.
Truth or Dare, Anaamika?
I admire everyone at the SDMB. I’d like us all to get together for a potluck dinner, followed by charades. How’s that for a cop-out? 
OK, for real. I’ve always especially enjoyed reading posts from Kythereia and Anastasaeon. Plus, I think there names (and by extension, they) are sexy as all hell. I love to travel, so we would meet in some exotic local (say Bali, Prague, or the Wal-Mart on 5th and Elm) and sightsee, shop, talk, and eat. Of course, the conversation would be very witty and stimulating. As night fell, we would find our way through the misty streets to a local pub were we would drink until we were feeling very good. Between laughing at those jokes that just seem to get funnier when you’re drunk, and singing along (off-key, of course) to the jukebox, it is a perfect night.
There, I did it without getting salacious all…although it was tempting…
Nya nya! Oh, look! That’s three times so far this weekend! Only seven times left to go!
Tell us your most embarassing moment.
Bricker, Ever have a homosexual experience?
Faruiza, I’ll take a truth. And good to see you back!
Revenant Threshold, Tell us about the last time you had an “accident” when you weren’t near a toilet.
Awwww, and just for my fans, here’s one without the disclaimer.
Six more!
Truth or Dare, Scott Plaid, wherever you went.
That was honestly an accident. :smack:
But it worked out in my favour. Five more!
Right.
You can take a choice. You can either make your sig line, with nothing else in the sig line, be:
I like spanking young girls.
And display it 10 times this weekend.
Or you can start a new thread that starts just like this:
*
In more salacious times… um… yeah, you’ve already got the hard wooden chair and hairbrush one pretty well figured out. *
And go wherever you like with it. Linky, please.
Idle Thoughts, excellent! And the goat brains tasted like the seasoning they were in. But let me tell you, they looked like goats brains - after they told me, of course.
And Dare for me!
I don’t think i’ve ever had an “accident” like that ( I guess I might have when I was a kid, but I don’t remember it) though a couple of days ago I was seriously prairie-dogging in a lecture 
very much not fun. I blame cold chinese food for breakfast.
Eeek…Now see, I really don’t want this. I’m afraid that it will get out of hand and just create more dares that go that way, and then what would happen? We’d have all these threads made just for the purpose of a dare and that may annoy the mods and other members. I know it’d be so interesting to allow dares like that, but I do not want this thread (and myself for making it) pittied. I also don’t want it closed. I hope I don’t sound like I’m Jr Modding, :p, but those are the rules I posted from the beginning.
So yeah, if all of the dares can be limited to this thread only (with the exception of sig dares, which you can post in any topic showing it off)
Well, I guess I can’t knock it till I try it. 
Do you have a camera?
Truth or dare? for everyone playing in this thread at the moment.
Ok, Bricker, drop the new thread bit and just use the sig line.
Idle Thoughts, I do. I’m afraid to know what you’re going to say next, though!
Nice to be back, thank you.
Letsee…This one’s a three parter. Idle Thoughts,
If you could change something physical about you, would you do it?
Would you let someone else pick something to change about you?
Have you ever changed something physically?
Fun!
Ode to a Small Green Lump of Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning
Oh! How I love to eat my Oatmeal
Mixed with ground-up baby seal!
All lumpy, brown, and full of goo,
I love the way it makes me feel!
Give me my Oatmeal, or I’ll sue,
Oh Crap! I have to take a poo.
Oatmeals just the stuff, you see,
To put me on an even keel.
If we could wed, I’d say, “I do,”
Now, get outta here, I have to pee!