TOP 10 REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED
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Your boss is always yelling, “I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!”
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Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.
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Inventive way to finally meet that hunk in Human Resources.
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“I’d love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants.”
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To stop those creepy guys from Marketing from looking down your blouse.
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You want to see if it’s like the dream.
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So that–with a little help from Muzak–you can add “Exotic Dancer” to your exaggerated resume.
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Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
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Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning.
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No one steals your chair.