I know you all highly value the opinion of Lindsay Lohan, and respect her moral, ethical code and superior grasp of political nuance, but she has announced her support for Mitt Romney.
It is a dark day indeed.
Well, she is unemployed.
I read she might not be registered.
Is it a deperate ploy to get the same press as Stacy Dash?
This is a sign that the Obama slide has finally halted. I can hear the angels singing as the sun breaks through the clouds. 
Wouldn’t telling Lohan to kill herself be kind of redundant?
I assume she’s registered in CA, so it won’t make any difference.
Well, maybe not to the election, but every LiLo trip from home is one more opportunity for a DUI. Doesn’t she have a prior felony conviction?
She’s even eligible to vote? She hasn’t had a felony conviction yet?
It’ll be a real bitch if Romney wins CA by one vote.
Uh, oh… Proof of voter fraud!!
It’ll be ok, Obama’s still got Hugo Chavez’s support
No, she isn’t. She may say she’s voting for him in a moment of sober clarity, but the reality is that she would unlikely be able to drag herself out of whatever drug-induced stupor she’s in on election day to stagger to the polling place.
Laugh if you like, but who will be perfectly placed to play young Ann Romney in the inevitable Hollywood blockbuster, Mitt?
Don’t you mean Cesar. Oh wait, he’s not buried in Chicago.
Thank you! I now know that my vote shall not be wasted.
Keep laughing. She has 4.5M twitter followers. You may dismiss them as idiots but guess what - idiots vote. Which I am reminded of every time I see someone like this: Original Obamaphone Lady: Obama Voter Says Vote for Obama because he gives a free Phone - YouTube
And how often have you watched this terrible thing you don’t want to see?
Who says it’s terrible? It’s great. I bet it created thousands of Romney voters. If not tens of thousands.