Better Homes Than Yours
I think they also had one that said “Ask about our Latin Motto Contest.”
In the ep where a movie is filmed in Spring field, the mental institution has a sign reading “Our extra patients make patient extras.”
In passing, at a video store, a videotape with a picture of a football with devil horns, entitled The Bad Football.
My favorite (already mentioned) has always been “Sneed’s Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck’s)”, but “Karmaceuticals” was pretty good. “Curl Up and Dye” was a hair salon.
I always like the Springfield Heights Institute of Technology.
Can someone explain the Sneed one to me?
Sneed’s Feed and Seed…Chuck’s F*** and S***. It still rhymes.
Bart was drinking “Malk… now with Vitamin R” at school.
Fretful Mother
Obsessive Bride
Not surprisingly both were owned by Marge.
at the democratic party convention, a banner reads:
WE CAN’T GOVERN!!!
at the republican party convention, the banner reads:
WE’RE JUST PLAIN EVIL!!!
Air conditioner store: IT BLOWS!
My favorite has always been on a Casino in Vegas when Ned and Homer go there: Loosest Craps in Town!
Pool Sharks - Where the buyer is our chum.
Sign outside the church after the Hurricane that destroyed Neds house:
Welcome Gods Victims!
“Look Who’s Oinking! Look Who’s Oinking!”
…and as I posted in the Kang and Kodos thread, the bumpersticker “Kang is my co-pilot”.
Saw this one last night:
Lisa was planning the school dance, and she went for supplies to…
DONNER’S PARTY SUPPLIES
A sign on the door advertised the “Winter Madness Sale!”
I don’t remember that one – are you thinking of the seafood restaurant, where the signs are “Buoys” and “Gulls”?
I have two and a half words for you: “Gulp N Blow”.
It’s where Homer worked when he left Marge (pregnant with Bart at the time) because he didn’t feel that he was a worthy provider.
I love the signs at the school:
Ballet recital tonight (the ‘t’ is silent)
President’s Day Show - “You must see it to get course credit” - Principal Skinner (paraphrased)
PTA Meeting Tonight: Let’s Share the Blame
Or the sign out front of the Springfield Retirement Palace: “Please do not discuss outside world.”
No, he’s thinking of the Gulp 'n Blow, which I think is more of a 7-Eleven/Kwik-E-Mart establishment than a restaurant.