Sorry if you were expecting a rant. This is “the place for all complaints and other discussion regarding administration of the SDMB”.
Tuba, I just wanted to say that you are one very very classy lady. Sometimes, there is much more expression in just a few words than in many. Thank you for the kindness of your brevity. You’re simply the best board administrator there is. Anywhere. God go with you always.
Why…you horrible person! TubaDiva is a lovely and talented person! How DARE you say…
[sub]oh[/sub]
<notices it’s just Lib being cool and classy as is normal for him, and not a rant at all>
Nevermind. Carry on.
Fenris
Hear, hear!
When I e-mailed her asking to change my screen name, she handled it expeditiously, and sent me a very nice e-mail to let me know. And me just a newbie and all!
Three cheers for TubaDiva!
Hip,hip…
[Donning Homer voice]
“Oooh, brevity.”
[/Homer voice]
Neither one of you guys was late for class.
Three cheers? No, I’d rather bring back memories of the SDMB chat room at AOL with “Oompah! Oompah! Oompah!”
TubaDiva: please explain. For quite a while, I thought your name was short for Tub of Diva. Not a very flattering thing to call yourself (sounds like Tub of Lard) but whatever floats your boat, I guess. One day the light bulb went off and I saw Tuba Diva. So do you play the tuba?
In other words, he appreciates it that you don’t talk any more than you do, Tubes. Which I can interpret only as saying that Lib finds your loquacity just short of unbearable. wink
If I were you, I’d start sneakily editing his posts to show a pro-government bias.
Why Chef, I love government — i.e., government that discharges its moral responsibility to secure the rights of those who have freely and willfully consented to be governed by it. An entity doing something other than that is not really a government at all. It is a tyranny, or an extortion racket, or a collective of incredibly self-important Homo sapiens who hide behind a curtain of armies and pull levers to scare people and get their money.
::walking in, leading a large group of wide eyed newbies::
and, this, well, this used to be one of the most vibrant and vivid of all the Straight Dope Message Board Forums (pause while crowd oohs and aahs, flashes from cameras)
But, that, of course, has all changed. Now, it seems to have changed into an 80’s fern bar, a place to flirt while wearing leisure suits, and suck up to the powers that be (sounds of sobbing coming from the crowd)
Why if it weren’t for that over there (pointing to the flaming structure), the “perpetual pit thread generator”, fondly known as Wildest Bill, this place would simply be overgrown with self congradulatory ‘flame me’ posts and all.
Ok, on the OP - yeppers, Tuba is swell.
Libertarian, just remember, all governments started out as protection rackets.
P.S. Tuba is the cat’s pajamas.
Yes, they did. During the agricultural revolution. But a lot’s changed since then. I mean, think Christianity. It started out as the beautiful teachings of a loving man, and now it’s politics on steroids. Natural selection might not mean “survival of the fittest” in biology, but in sociology, the dynamic seems to favor the most ruthless.
I still have trouble not reading ‘Diva’ as short for ‘Diver.’ Like as in Tuba-Diver. Which always mystified me.
Smart. Concise. Efficient. Not a bad looker. Takes shit from nobody. And she plays a brass instrument. TubaDiva is a boon to the boards.
Of course I play the tuba! Somewhere around here there’s a picture of Ukelele Ike and myself at TubaChristmas. (We were on a mission from God.)
your humble TubaDiva
who, gods willing, will get to do that again one of these years.
PS Thanks to all of you, now my head is so swollen with compliments I can’t leave the house.
And how am I to ride my charger to the fairlady’s rescue when you are so, so… gracious?
She is lovely, isn’t she?
Tuba ROCKS! ( Hey, look, I just named the new album from the people who brought you Hooked on Classics!) I saw the picture of Tuba and Uke at TubaChristmas, and pointed at Ike and said “Is that you, Tuba?” I still don’t know if she realizes I was joking. None the less, she has always at least pretended to like me. 
She’s the best!
Not only does she play the tuba, but when she plays, she wins, too! 
[sub][sup]The above was stolen from another post & poster whose name I forget but am not too ashamed to rip off from.[/sup][/sub]
Well, now you know what happened to that application for Mod. status that “got lost in e-mail,” Dave!
Let me add my 10c – I’ve had a number of occasions when e-mail regarding board issues was appropriate, and she has been nothing but gracious, wise, prompt, and generally more devoted to this madhouse than we probably deserve. Kudos, Tuba!!!
I like Tuba Diva too. I thought she was a fine plump beautiful woman who likes to play the tuba. I guess we all had our fantasies.