On that tangent, did Breathed ever explain how they got Trump’s brain out of Bill, or has that been swept under the rug?
I could swear i heard them chanting
Umr At-Tawil!
Iak-Sathath!
YOG-SOTHOTH NAFL’FTHAGN!!!
And what’s with that mysterious white figure off to the right in the background?
As God had witnessed, turkeys worship dead cats.
ia! ia! Cthulhu ft’gobblegobble!
Nah, it was just some gobbledygook.
Gobble gobble, hay! (Turkey in the Straw)
A translated transcription of the audio:
T1: Yo, Tom?
T2: Yeah, Tom
T1: Something is not right here
T2: What’s not right? It feels right…
T1: I just did a Gobble search on my phone, see…
T2: Yeah, so?
T1: That thing in the middle of the road?
T2: Yeah?
T1: I don’t think that’s a maypole.
T2: 'Course it’s not, Tom! You think we’re stupid?
T1: Um…no?
T2: Damn right we’re not. That’s a mulberry bush. Enjoy this, the rest of the week we’ll be doing laundry.
Do you know what that would sound like if played backward?
I think it’s one of these things? https://phinneywood.com/2009/08/17/safety-first-for-neighborhood-children/ But I could be wrong.
Ohwa tagu fiam?