So, apparently a group of turkeys have began worshiping a dead cat.
Well, they’re, um, turkeys.
Poor kitty. 
Well, think about it. If you’re a turkey, what’s the only good cat?
It is the End of Days.
I blame it on Betsy DeVos. :smack:
I am stunned that this wasn’t a Trump metaphor, the way this board has been going lately.
I, for one, welcome our new religious turkey overlords. Hail to the gobble!
Why, have turkeys been seen circling the oval office inside the WH? 
Well, I guess I won’t be getting into a discussion about the Islamic and other spiritual belief systems in Ankara and Istanbul here today . . .
Wow, Andrew Lloyd Webber has really hit rock bottom.
If that cat gets up, I’m out of here.
It won’t rise but it might bounce slightly.
If you put the cat back in the box, does it come back to life?
Turkey religion.
I believe they voted for Christmas.
Turkey vultures, maybe.
I’ve seen human religions which made less sense.
Yes, and people just gobble them up.
You have to give it three days.
Gooble gobble gooble gobble
One of us, one of us
Yeah, this discussion turned fowl pretty fast.
Naturally, I thought of this when I saw this thread, and all the other threads I’ve seen elsewhere about this.
If they’re STILL doing this, then it’s time to worry.