TV Guide From Hell
Tuesday
8:00 TLC
Trading Spaces
In this special episode, George Bush and Queen Elizabeth exchange keys and, on a budget of only $1,000 the Queen’s bedroom gets a Texas makeover with a huge Longhorn over the bed while the Lincoln Bedroom rids itself of the stodgy four post bed in favour of a whimsical Winnie the Pooh fantasy.
9:00 PBS
Pauly Shore IS King Lear in this adaptation of the Shakespeare Play. Also starring Tom Green, Tom Arnold and Arnold Schwartzenegger.
10:00 ABC
Survival Iraq. The reality show moves to its new location with a nervous cast.
11:00 CBS
Golden Girls 2003
Dorothy (Harvey Fierstein) and Rose (Anna Nicole Smith) convince Blanche (Joan Rivers) to pay for Sophia’s (Dr. Ruth) face lift.
11:35 NBC
Tonight Show With Jay Leno
Jay’s guests are Osama Bin Laden, Carrot Top and the cast from Broadway’s hit, “Battlefield Earth – The Musical”
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