Add to this chain, identifying the show if necessary.
(Antiques Roadshow)
“This leather chair has been appraised by the Keno brothers at…”
(All in the Family)
“$12.98! Geez, Meathead! You’d think I was made of…”
Any number of commercials
“Solid plastic! If you order before midnight tonight, you’ll also get. . .”
{walking in the front door}
…High, Bob!
{gales of laughter on soundtrack}
Say, I was wondering if I could borrow your…
*(Any sitcom)
“…your puffy shirt. Remember, you promised to wear it on…”
"…your puffy shirt. Remember, you promised to wear it on…"
Nova
“…Mount Everest, after making the long trek up the Himalayas from Katmandu. This expedition has been the most demanding endeavor attempted by…”
“…Guatemalan whooping llamas…”
(Christmas special)
“…and a partridge in a pear tree!” (End of song)
MC: “before the next song, I want to introduce a family that, through dedication and hard work, has managed to…”
…Leap tall buildings in a single bound! (Superman)
(Infomercial) But that’s not all! They also…
They also shout “Norm! What’s up Mr. Peterson? No Woody, let’s talk about what’s in…”
…the valley of the Jolly Green Giant…
…who is our next contestant on the Price is Right! Now, you’ll all be bidding on this beautiful new car, but let’s hear a little bit about it first. John?
(Farscape) John, what the FRELL was that?
“…the Fastest Finger competition!”
(contestant walks up and sits in Hot Seat)
“John Martin from Lucy, New Mexico! John, tell us what you do.”
“Well, Regis, for three years I’ve been…”
…“I dunno, Yogi, Mr. Ranger isn’t…”
Harry: “An alien, too?”
Sally: “Good Lord! That’s all we need! We’re sure to get a call from The Big Giant Head on this one…”
(Harry goes into his spaz attack)
Harry: "Incoming message from The Big Giant Head! [quoting TBGH] “No, he isn’t! You’re all…”
Ellen
…gay.
We’ll pause now for station identification.
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Family Feud
Louie: “For ‘Name a place where you buy bottled liquor other than a liquor store.’ You said ‘Tavern.’ Our survey said…”
White Castle. WE know what you crave. . .