…A brand new car! That’s right, it’s a 2001 Cadillac El Dorado, complete with…
…my Spear and Magic Helmet!
Ethel, I’ve got an idea!
The Three Stooges
Moe (to Curly): “Every time you think you weaken the nation!”
The French army sergeant announces to Moe, Larry, and Curly:
“Congratulations! You’ve just…”
…said the Secret Word! And you know what we do when someone says the Secret Word – we…
… are going to elope, daddy. We’re in love, and there’s nothing you can do about it!"
“What?! Now listen here, little miss! You go to your room this instant. We’ll discuss this in the morning. And as for you, young man, you had better…”
…raise shields. Mr Worf, arm photon torpedoes…
Jerri has been voted off the island.
(This Old House)
Steve Thomas: “The Silvas built this island for the kitchen, out of oak, with the seams fully caulked. The top is Corian, and there are two outlets on the sides.”
Norm Abram: “And don’t forget the…”
(nature channel)
…seemingly endless supply of carrion and muck covering the sea bed. With such a source of nutrients, one would expect to find a plethora of different species.
For example, crawling through this slime, we can find…
(campaign commercial)
Rexford Latch, the man who’s worked hard for YOU in Congress! Remember, next Tuesday cast your vote for. . .
(WKRP in Cincinnati)
“…Doctor Johnny Fever! And I’ve got your fifty-thousand watt prescription here, fellow babies! So sit back, relax, open up your ears real wide, and say…”
(Star Trek, episode “City on the Edge of Forever”)
“Let me help.” A hundred years or so from now, I believe, a famous novelist will write a classic using that theme. He’ll recommend those three words over…
[Man Show]
“Girls jumping on trampolines!”
[Ronco commercial]
Now how much would you pay? But wait, there’s more! If you order before midnight tonight, you also get…
ALBATROSS!!
But if you’re wondering how he eats and sleeps, and other science facts…
[Simpsons]
…I’ll pump them so full of sap they’ll have to blow their nose with a pancake…
Any Cooking Show
"pie! Now I know we all just LOOOOOVE pie, so today we’re going to have a real classic…
…piledriver! Ooooh, that’s gotta hurt. Now the Masked Marvel’s taken this kind of damage before, but he’s never been up against anyone like…
(News report)
Osama Bin Laden. And in Florida, today…