TV show dialog thread

(that Australian crocodile dude)

…the ‘gators are really hoppin’ today. Blimey! that one nearly took a bite out of me…

[Red Dwarf]

…smegging vindaloo! Rimmer, what’s wrong with your…

(The old Steve Allen Show)
“Tan shoes and pink shoelaces! A polka-dot vest and man-oh-man;
Tan shoes and pink shoelaces and a big Panama with a…”

(ABC Evening News with Peter Jennings)
“…Sherman tank. In other world news, the Japanese Diet today…”

(Infomercial)
…helps you shed those unsightly pounds! In only a few short weeks, you can have the body you’ve always dreamed of! Just listen to this unsolicited testimonial from one satisfied customer, Mrs. …

… Gladys Kravitz, "Wait, before I tell you about that I just have to tell you what I saw over at that wierd Stevens house this morning, I saw people appear and disappear, and then there were those …

(Infomercial)
It slices, it dices, it purées, it frappés, it blends, but that’s not all,…

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s super…

Man, could my hair BE any more gay?

Chandler, your hair is not gay!

Then why - why does everyone in my office think I’m …

Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp. “So what’cha gonna do?”

“…watcha gonna do when they come for you.
Bad boy, bad boy…”

TIMMY!!! Livinalie!!! TIMMY!!!

Timmy’s Christmas Telethon this year, we have our usual great lineup of Canadian talent including William Shatner singing…

“Ooops! I Did It Again”.

Granny said, “and you’ll clean it up!”
She then saw Elly May unwittingly stepping toward the deep end of the cement pond, cuddling a small puppy. If Granny didn’t say something quick Elly–wearing her flimsiest shirt–would…