To counter all the mad stuff that came out of America today, I spent most of my morning making silly rhymes up that encapsulate various TV shows. They each have the same basic rhythm in my head, so it only worked for a few titles.
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Frasier Crane, Frasier Crane
His nervous disposition frays your brain
His fastidious interference will drive you insane
Oh that Frasier Crane
Agents of SHIELD, Agents of SHIELD
Saving the world with super powers they wield
And all the Inhumans they have out in the field
Marvellous Agents of SHIELD
New Girl Jess, New Girl Jess
She’s a manic pixie dream girl I have to confess
With Nick and Schmidt and Winston her life is a mess
Oh that wacky Jess
The Walking Dead, the Walking Dead
If they lurch toward you, just shoot them in the head
Whatever Rick suggests, do the opposite instead
To avoid the walking dead
Game of Thrones, Game of Thrones
Winter must be coming, I can feel it in my bones
The Dragon Lady’s here, she’s gonna kick you in the stones
Tricky that Game of Thrones
Jessica Jones, Jessica Jones
Super strength can’t stop what the Purple Man intones
The only way to stop him is to go in alone
You can do it, Jessica Jones
Stranger Things, Stranger Things
Don’t underestimate what kids are uncovering
Eleven and the demogorgon, both frightening
They’re stranger things
Halt and Catch Fire, Halt and Catch Fire
See the rise and fall of a PC empire
Who knew it involved such sexual desire
It’s Halt and Catch Fire
Only Connect, Only Connect
What links the four clues, just get the answer correct
With your head held high try to gain some self respect
On Only Connect
Call The Midwife, Call The Midwife
See the nuns and nurses usher in a new life
And soapy operatics causing all sorts of strife
Being a Midwife