TV shows you hated as a child

Or Ryan Gosling, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Keri Russell or Britney Spears…:smiley:

The only show/episode I can remember *really *hating was the Dennis The Menace Christmas episode that featured Jay North singing Silent Night. What a load of treacly tripe!

“The Lawrence Welk Show,” which my grandparents were addicted to.

As I recall, nearly all the ads were for laxatives, denture adhesives, and pain relievers.

I used to watch Art Fleming’s “Jeopardy” at noon every day, and I was furious that it kept getting pre-empted by the Watergate hearings. I loathed Sam Ervin and Jeb Stuart Magruder like you wouldn’t believe!

Let me be another vote for (against?) the Watergate Hearings. I sympathize with whoever said the Kennedy assassination swamped the airwaves, not surprisingly, but one good thing TV networks did during the days of the 9/11 attacks is Nickelodeon kept their kids programming intact. I wish that we had more channels like that when I was a kid.

Other hates: PBS fund-raisers, Jerry Lewis telethons, political conventions, and Billy Graham crusades that the local stations carried, in short, anything that interrupted our normal schedule. However watching space launches and moon landings were always OK!

sad to say I didn’t understand the tiamein<sp> square protest and was pissed when it preempted the sat morning cartoons…

Timothy Churchmouse. It was a little preachy Sunday School moral lesson of the week that aired on Sunday mornings, and I always hoped it would be like Saturday morning cartoons and it so wasn’t.

heres another thing anyone remember when first run weekday cartoons became a thing and youd get 2 versions f the same cartoon ? like during the week on the smurfs had Johannes and pee-wee and the like and was made very cheaply by the b writing and drawing staff and the nicer A-list Saturday version and neither acknowledged anything that happened in the other … …

the jaeel whites sonic and the teenage mutant turtles did this too …

It was Friday evening where I was, and they kept breaking into Dallas. I was yelling at Dan Rather to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! :mad:

How ironic that The Lawrence Welk Show is the only music show now on TV! Westerns were what TV was, in the early days. I used to get upset when baseball/football usurped the adventure stories, like Jack Armstrong, All-American Boy and Sky King on radio. I’m still upset when a football run-over delays or usurps 60 Minutes.

Sports, of almost any kind. I was waiting for the movie Heidi to come on in 1968 after the Jets V Raiders game. I was pissed that my movie was late. I loved Heidi!

I remember Saturdays and Sundays as being TV wastelands of sports and other uninteresting programming.

On Saturday mornings, networks would occasionally show reruns of H. R. Pufnstuf. I never understood the show’s attraction.

The Mighty Hercules (1960’s prime time cartoon).

Granted, the opening theme song kicked ass. And, Herc was a pretty cool dude. And, I certainly wouldn’t kick Helenaout of bed for eating crackers…

But, [Seinfeld] Newton! [/Seinfeld] aka “Newt”, that liminal helium-voiced centaur with the shit-eating grin who repeated every stupid line twice??? Man, I just wanted to horse-whip that butt-headed beast of burden each and every time he opened his horsey mouth. I still do. In fact, I’d like to send him to the factory, render him into a tub of glue, then use that glue to hang bulletins throughout the land proclaiming he wasn’t half man/half horse, he was half moron/half jackass.

…and, don’t even get me started on that pan-pipe playing cornholer, Tewt!

Surely you mean “Toot”? :dubious: :confused:

The human drama of athletic competition! The thrill of victory … and the agony of defeat! :stuck_out_tongue:

On Sundays, you could always switch the channel and watch Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom:

MARLIN: I’ll stay here in the Land Rover … while Jim goes downrange to wrestle the fierce Bengal tiger!

FOWLER: (Australian accent) Mind you, Bengal tigers are tricky beasts … can’t take your eyes off 'em for a second!

Ummm…the “Heidi Game” was infamous for NBC not delaying the start of “Heidi” when the Jets / Raiders game ran long. It was probably one of the last times that a TV network let that happen.

There was another kids show in the northwest that I was dimly aware of as a child, Boomerang. Found out years later that the host was Marni Nixon, who dubbed the singing for lead actresses in films like West Side Story, and My Fair Lady.

I think it would work better as Scooby Doo meets the Manson Family.

(The Venture Bros. kinda did it.)

Just what is it that makes yesterday’s children do doughy, so pasty?

(Hey, it was that or a “Man of Pressurized Dough, Woman of Kleenex” riff on the biscuit cans… )

Jim Fowler is American. Perhaps you’ve conflated him with Steve Irwin?

But Marlin Perkins was famous for letting Fowler do the dangerous work while he (Perkins)m supervised from the Land Rover

Nope, Tewt, the satyr.

Hanna-Barbera cartoons were crap. So were most of the superhero type ones. Yes, I was a Warner Bros. fan :slight_smile:

I didn’t like Perry Mason because I was too young to understand the plot. As somebody else said, once you’re adult and catch it on MeTV, you understand why your parent(s) loved it.

I didn’t like most dramas nor soap operas.

I still cannot understand Lawrence Welk’s appeal either.