TVeblen, how can I be as intelligent, attractive and perfect as you are?

((Veb))

:smiley:

If I may ask however, why are you torturing yourself by being up at 6:33am on a Saturday???

coughs

looks away

Yeah…Giraffe TVeblen has a huge package (for a girly girl). How she manages to cram it into her jeans without walking bowlegged we’ll never know.

Actually I was quite happily employed, crafting a suitable payback for Giraffe.

Thus far it involves blackstrap molasses, two slightly rusty canoe tie-downs, a colony of fire ants, the lid from a tunafish can, a Bic lighter (low on butane but probably sufficient), vice grips, an antique wicker basket that’s falling apart anyway and a 4-CD collection of “1001 Strings Play Celine Dion’s Greatest Hits”.

Sorry, must dash, looking for a good source to buy a turkey baster.

Veb

That’d better be dolphin-safe tuna, missy.