I just learned that here. Went back, scrolled down, and sure enough! I’d like to pit you, Veb, but I’m gonna have to grunt and squint real hard to come up with something…
Lessee…
Your damn username is confusing. Too many people think it’s TV-eblen. Nobody knows what the hell an “eblen” is. You should have included a hyphen, as in T-Veblen, but apparently you are an anti-hyphenite.
Any-way, I am hon-ored to be the first Dop-er to pit you and there-by wel-come you to Pit mod-dom.
Not me. I think Thorstein Veblen every time.
Me? I think:
:: throbbing dramatic music ::
:: throbbing dramatic announcer’s voice ::
"TVEBLEN – PIT MOD!!!"
Montage of ninja-style battle scenes against assorted plug-ugly Bad Guys being mowed down by one hot babe in skin-tight leather (what small scraps there are of it), scattered spikes and chains, and thigh-high stiletto-heeled boots.
YMMV. 
I nominate ETF to write the screenplay if they ever make a Straight Dope movie.
According to the bottom of page 1, Pit thread menu, so are Coldfire and Arnold Winkelried. I assume it’s because Lynn occasionally needs backup due to health reasons?
Thanks.
I think.
[wailing rant]Shit, I am bland to the point of blending right into the freakin’ wallpaper. Even the wallpaper is probably something disgustingly blah, like cabbage roses and a matching border. I’ve been a bona fide Pit mod for months now and still haven’t rated a decent spitting Pit rant. Do you KNOW how embarrassing it is when notable hardasses like bibliophile and SamClem inspire more ire? Huh? HUH?! [/rant]
Sigh.
I’m depressed.
Thorstein Veblen
Stealth mod
Aren’t you supposed to be out somewhere consuming something conspicuously?
Thus making the perfect Mod! A Pit thread goes horribly awry! Suddenly, there’s a flash and…
THE THREAD IS LOCKED!!!
Wah-wah music wails softly in the background…
Streetlights loom out of the mist swirling in the pale moonlight…
A shadowy figure glides along the high blank wall enclosing the embassy grounds, freezing into immobility as the sound of a sentry’s pacing echoes, then resuming its silent progress as the steps die away in the distance…
The figure pauses, pulling a many-folded piece of paper from an inner pocket and holding it close to the face hidden under the broad brim of a hat pulled down low. One hand flicks on a tiny penlight, shining its small beam upon the cryptic wording of the note. The feeble reflection briefly lights the hawkish, intelligent features of…
TVeblen… Stealth Mod…
What better way to honor a Pit mod than by having a joke thread in the Pit.
Shhhhhh…don’t talk so loud! She might hear you.
Heh, heh, heh…just shakin’ the bushes, boss!!
Joke thread in the Pit? Joke thread in the Pit?
That’s it – I’m closing this, and you’re all banned.
No, wait. I’m not a Pit mod.
– Uke, artsy fartsy pusillanimous Cafe Society mod
Naw, tain’t a joke thread. It’s a discussion of the administration of the board. Therefore, ipso facto, de rigueueueueueueur, a proper Pittance.
But since you raise the subject, :wally
Technically it’s not a joke thread since the pit is for
and a new mod in the pit is covered under administration, I’d think.
Ukeleles tinkle softly in the background. Through the dim light of the cafe, across the dance pit, two pairs of eyes meet and lock in a passionate gaze…
Sigh. Not only am I bland, I’m also easily addled.
The subject was raised rightfully, ETF. The thread doesn’t really belong in the Pit because it isn’t really current news about the administration of the board to be discussed. After all, I’ve been doing this for freakin’ months now, damnitall, grumble, grumble. And it is basically a joke thread now. Fair’s fair.
Sigh again. I was just entranced for a few minutes by that black leather idea…
It’s closed. Damnitall. Grumble.
Whatshername
Some mod or other