I guess that it’s time for a Rant Before Christmas… when all through the house
Not a person was speaking ( for no one dared grouse)
I had finished my chores, taken off my ball cap
My jacket was sticky ( and I was spitting out sap )
The tree was up straight, screwed into it’s base.
The ornaments were out, the star still in it’s case
The dining room had a dozen tins of cookies, 12 different types!
All warm in their tins ( ingredient prices are another set of gripes ).
I had everyone’s order for a nice take-out feast
And with bungee cords on the cans to thwart evil raccoon beasts.
I climbed up to my PC for some mindless release.
Not Hallmark/ piano; just explosions/ punches ( and World Peace )
I logged into my NETFLIX when what was the matter?
“All these movies Suck!” ( that was the matter )
There was one suggested; I watched the trailer
The hero’s accent was Belgian (5 foot 6, hips swinging like a sailor!? )
His wife was dead but he was a “Good Dad”
(His daughters could have skipped double-dutch on a trope that bad)
He was saving an FBI agent who knew who was selling guns.
Through rental car gun fights they killed Cuba Gooding (the huns)
( And if I may mention in an observational glace
Since when do FBI agents wear waist 34 Yogurt Pants?)
But then, through the clatter the true monster arose
A man so filthy and evil he does not deserve prose.
A low-talent actor, a man with no class
whose nose extends father than Rudy up Trumpy’s orange ass.
It was that short loud loser “Chachi”; the horrible Scotty Baio.
My first reaction? < “Oh, Hells No…!” >
I shut off the NETFLIX like the chord had a schism.
I cried out, “Jesus Fucking Christ! I’ve supported Terrorism…!”
I opened the NETFLIX, but their evil was well played.
It had counted that I’d watched it. The actors had been payed.
I tried to down vote that fucker to its Hellish Abode
I down voted that movie; my fingers clacked like morse code.
Alas, all I can do is warn people reading
People cooking their food or eating (or breeding).
1 ) Don’t watch ‘A Fine Line’. it’s a really bad flick.
2 ) Don’t support Scott Baio. That Man Is A Prick.