Cars’ll pass, see ‘em glisten,
Hear ‘em crash if you listen;
A horrible sight,
We’re dyin’ tonight,
Drivin’ in a winter wonderland.
Take a look, stars are bright out.
No, I think it’s a white-out.
We’ll spin and we’ll swerve
Pray we make the curve,
Drivin’ in a winter wonderland.
In the left lane someone built a snowman,
We’ll pretend that he’s a circus clown;
Ask me if I’ll stop and I’ll say “No, man!
I’m gonna mow the mother****er down!”
Later on, we’ll perspire,
As we change the flat tire;
We’ll argue and bitch,
‘Cause we’re in the ditch,
From drivin’ in a winter wonderland.
(Gotta find my original - I had about six more verses.)
While searching for “Jingle Bell Rock” on Kazaa I happened to download a, uh, parody. Can’t link to it or even quote it here but you can find references if you google on “Jingle Bell Rock” and “Suck on my”. Very, very funny.
Bug off, ye merry gentlemen
And worship from afar
If Woman hadn’t given birth
You’d have no “Superstar”
She did it all without your help
In Bethlehem back then
All which proves we don’t need you lousy men
Chauvinist men!
Scroll up. This is the one I was talking about. Do you know anything else about it? I liked it because I hate hate HATE Jingle Bell Rock and now I can chuckle to myself when it comes on the radio.
I saw Mom fellating Santa Claus,
underneath the mistletoe last night
She dropped down to her knees,
and gave his balls a squeeze
She licked the tip and swallowed
all his manhood with great ease
I saw Mommy deep throat Santa Claus,
He filled her mouth with cum so snowy white
Oh there would be hell to pay
if Daddy had seen the way
Mommy sucked off Santa Claus last night!
I saw Mommy blowing Santa Claus,
underneath the mistletoe last night
They didn’t see me sneak
down the stairs to take a leak
they thought I was upstairs with
my big brother doing Greek
I saw Mommy swallow Santa Claus,
He said he’ll cum again next Thursday night
What a bitch it would have been
if Daddy had seen her sin
sucking Santa Claus’s dick last night!
Mom’s pearl necklace came from Santa Claus
underneath the mistletoe last night
With his dick between her tits
she gave Saint Nick some fits
and when he blew his load
he swore that he had lost his wits!
Mommy’s wearing cum from Santa Claus
Her face sports gobs of jizz so snowy white
Now her neck is really slick
from doing Kris Kringle’s dick
when she got off Santa Claus last night!
