So, I went to the My Pillow site out of curiosity, and Cocaine Mike has started a non-pillow store - My Store, which carries a small selection of overpriced random stuff, most of it stupid. Here’s some of my favorites
You can buy coffee from Mike, which is probably just like regular supermarket coffee except there’s an American flag on the bag and it’s way more expensive. On the other hand, I’m tempted because it might be super-potent, there’s been times when I’m really tired and I’ve thought I might like a taste of whatever Lindell is on.
You can also by a cheap little piece of formed plastic, something that’s probably made in China for the cost of about 1000 pieces for a dollar, that’s marketed as a tick remover. I guess whenever you get a tick you slide it under the tick so you don’t have to use your fingers. It costs $20 but it has a picture of an eagle stamped on it.
Catering to the same demographic, he’s also selling a kit that lets you make your own fake teeth to fill in the spaces left by your missing teeth. It costs $33 and it’s good for 15-20 teeth, so it’s only around $2 a tooth! Plus, if you have a promo code, something I assume you get from Rudy or Hannity, it’s only $22.
This one is my favorite, a set of men’s hygiene products in the exclusive Patriot scent. True conservatives have a clean crisp scent with hints of orange, grapefruit and tiny hints of sage. I’m not sure why they feel they have to emphasis how tiny the hints of sage are. The brand is called Slappy’s and the kit……only $65! includes a product called, I kid you not, Slappy’s Patriot Man Candle. This one deserves a link.