Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

Speaking of white suburban punks, did we cover this bit of news about Mike Lindell:

Mike Lindell is complaining that FoxNews isn’t covering his “symposium”. He has repeatedly criticized the network for failing to continue to promote the election fraud narrative and to support his claims about Dominion [which I suspect may have something to do with the massive lawsuit FoxNews are trying to avoid and Lindell… isn’t]. He has called them “unwatchable”. And so he’s going to show them who’s boss by…

…giving them a lot more money for advertising. Yep, that’ll do it. Good thinking there, Batman.

Did you zoom in on the plans on the whiteboard? I think you missed one of the critical steps. Pelosi is soon going to resign in disgrace over the riot hearings, and as her replacement the House is going to unanimously vote in Trump as the Speaker. At that point, Biden/Harris voluntarily and enthusiastically resign to allow Trump to become President.

The the country unites behind him.

“It gives me hope that even your Democrats… they’re seeing now firsthand what government can do and how bad socialism and communism can be,” he remarked. “When we get through this and the Supreme Court pulls down this election – like I’ve been telling everybody – when they do this, it’s going to be a great uniting and that gives me hope.”

I don’t think it’s that they think, if they say it enough, it will become manifest.

I think it’s that their followers, will believe anything they say. Or, more accurately, they heard it somewhere, and they WANT it to be true, so clearly, it must be true.

I sense these are, ‘Sounds about right to me!’ people!

The entire “secret plan”, all 15 pages of it, is available online. It’s way crazier than you guys are making it sound. Like really really crazy, even by TrumpWorld standards.

The last page is really bizarre, because it’s full of links to mainstream media outlets calling bullshit on the plan. Do they think no one will actually read the links, or do they think that if CNN says it, it’s gotta be wrong….therefore PROOF.

Yes. you’re right. But how does McCarthy get to be Speaker after Wicked Nancy resigns?

For once he’s not wrong. A google search for “Lindell” on foxnews.com in the last 30 days returns an empty set. Nada.

I want this to be true but do we know that “patriotssoar.com” is real site, not a parody?

Actually this makes perfect sense. If the mainstream media says something, ipso facto the opposite is true. QED.

It’s always Opposite Day in Trumpworld.

I don’t think she resigns. I think she’s supposed to literally melt from the heat of the revelations that she killed Mary Jo Kopechne in a satanic sacrifice then went on to conjure up Jim Jones ( of Jonestown infamy) by putting toad balls and Newt Gingrich’s saliva in her witches kettle, then reciting the Constitution backwards three time.

She would’ve gotten away with it, too….except she failed! JFK Jr, survived!, even though psycho killer Pelosi personally sabotaged his plane!

And when she is exposed, Democrats and Republicans alike will see the truth, and they will impeach and imprison Biden, Harris and Pelosi, who will admit their guilt under the weight of the overwhelming evidence, and the entire nation will hoist Trump on their collective shoulders and march him around Washington DC while singing “For Hes a Jolly Good Fellow!”

And then they’ll make Trump Speaker of the House, since Nancy Pelosi has been reduced to a puddle of slime on the floor of the House chamber.

But I still haven’t fully captured the craziness, it’s REALLY crazy.

There is plenty of reporting indicating that cards summarizing the 7 point plan were widely distributed among CPAC attendees and that handout included the link to the full plan, the same link I posted.

And I “signed up” by submitting a brand-new throwaway e-mail address, and that email box is now full of conservative spam, most of it looking for money.

So, I don’t think it’s a parody site. I can see why you think that, but I don’t believe a parody site would spam me with all these conservative fund-raising junk.

When are all of the Trumper rubes going to be fleeced out of their last nickle?

I’m not surprised - with Dominion’s lawyers watching them, they will very carefully avoid any reference to him other than in his paid advertising spots. I’m merely remarking that a man who appears to dislike FoxNews as much as he does would not normally then be expected to double down on giving them lots of money.

You might be right about Dominion. It has the added bonus of giving them an excuse for not reporting on the insane wing of the gop in the grip of Trump.

Well, they could still report on Dominion, the audit and such but they would have to use the phrase “insane wing of the GOP” (or similar) to protect themselves. That would cost them viewers.

Got an ad from My Pillow offering 6 towels for $40. I said, ‘Sorry, Mike. I don’t give money to anti-American lunatics.’ All of the other posters were supportive. I’ll bet I get flamed.

Nice write-up on Mikey in The Atlantic:

More recently, he is quite displeased with Fox:

Thanks for taking one for the ‘team’ Ann. I wouldn’t dare go that deep. Though I did see the first page. Apparently some 10 year old is learning Adobe.

I saw on the TV last night that Mike Lindell is now hawking expensive sheets. They are made exclusively of cotton grown in the Gaza region of Egypt.

So much for USA! USA! USA!