On local (Mpls/St Paul) TV this morning, almost every commercial break has had this buffoon pleading for people to support his symposium by going to his Frank website and buy his pillows.
His whiny voice made today the wrong day to try and stop caffeine.
Is anyone else as excited as I am for all the packets to be released at tomorrow’s Cyber Symposium? Those packets are going to be a bombshell! He has ALL the packets!
I don’t know man, it could end up functioning as a DDOS if all those packets flood the intertubes at once.
I think the real question is whether the ‘cyber experts’ he’s been paying will disappear with his money just before or just after the symposium. If we’re lucky, maybe they’ll do a runner right in the middle of it.
Lindell is a crafty man so I wouldn’t put it past him to shoot all those packets straight at China. Trump reinstated and China crippled. It’s going to be a hell of a Cyber Symposium!
Are you doubting the genius of Mike Lindell? Wait and see. 
This is exactly what my cousin and his wife brought up on their join Facebook account when they saw that statue of Trump at CPAC.
My cousin is a bit of a country preacher: he’s not a pastor or anything, but he will occasionally give sermons to fill in. I believe, but am not sure, that his wife teaches Sunday School. It was a nice post to see.
Oh, and the reason I mention them having a joint Facebook account is that this seems to be something that is frequent (if not common) in certain evangelical/fundamentalist circles. It shows that their are good people in that group.
As an asside, I will mention they also made a post about sexual harassment and assault at churches after my friend/distant cousin made a post about what happened to her.
I regret that they (my cousin and his wife) moved away when I was still a kid, and I never got to know them as adults.
He puts the “simp” in “Simposium.” Oh, wait …
Crap! The Cyber Symposium has been hacked! How far will the radical-left antifa China go to stop those packets from getting released?
And how are we rational wingnuts supposed to have confidence in a technology that cannot protect itself from such hacking, or in those who invented and/or administer it? This certainly does give one pause about the whole thing!
They will have the whole thing sorted out in two weeks! Trump will be back!
I’m sure that Lindell will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt — and with geometric logic — that it was the thermostats.
I wonder (not really) how many rubes shelled out to attend and booked hotel rooms, none of which are refundable.
Wasn’t he supposed to be back this Friday?
Ah, so THIS is why he won’t be…
Reminds me of a cable that Al Smith purportedly sent to the Pope after the 1928 election:
“Unpack.”
Many are saying that Trump is super pissed right now! His truest bud, Mikey, promised him he would release the packets (aka the Kraken) and Trump would immediately be reinstated as the Bestest President of All Time. Now he learns that Mikey snorted the cybersecurity that should’ve protected the Kraken and left all the packets vulnerable to China. Sad!
“With tears in their eyes” — sweet, sweet Trumpian tears.
Remind me, again, why is it Britney that needs to be under conservatorship…
Britney’s dad can only manage so many folks. He might be able to take on Mike and Donnie, but what about the rest of the folks packed in that clown car?
I am shocked, shocked that there is a delay, and that Mike is blaming a shadowy conspiracy. Who could have possibly predicted this?
Mikey plans to be on-stage for 72 hours straight without eating or sleeping. I think we may be seeing a breakdown of epic proportions.