Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

The stable necessary to generate an amount of feces equivalent to that emanating from Mr. Lindell’s mouth.

He doesn’t do them any less, either.

Things continue to go well for Mikey.

My girlfriend’s mother keeps sending our boys traitor-pillows. The boys keep throwing them away.

They should donate them to homeless shelters. That way, your G/F’s mother and, by extension, Mile Lindell are supporting the poor people/non-Trumpistas.

“Lindell has said all the evidence of the conspiracy he alleges is on his website and that the Supreme Court will eventually expose it and rule in his favor.”

If he has it on his own website, why would he need SCOTUS to ‘expose’ it? Can’t he just release/expose it himself?

That’s what got him banned from the local parks.

SCOTUS presumably would not be preaching to the choir.

Damn those Al Gore rhythms!

Turns out that when you question elections you lose against opponents, you also start questioning elections you lose against allies, and there’s absolutely no bottom to it as long as there is more than one primary candidate.

I don’t see how this is sustainable.

Raffensperger may be GOP, but he’s certainly no ally of Trump.

Yeah, I should’ve gone with my first instinct to put “allies” in quotes. I mean, they’re all supposed to be, as members of the same party, right?

I’m kind of at a loss to imagine how this turns out for them.

Gnawing each other’s entrails? We can only hope.

It’s conspiracies all the way down.

In case it doesn’t load, or is/is not email/account locked, the best bits leading to the title

Last week Judge Carl J. Nichols had enough. He not only granted Smartmatic’s motion to dismiss, but he also agreed to sanction Lindell, his company, and his lawyers Douglas A. Daniels and Heath A. Novosad, both of whom have already withdrawn from the case.

“In particular, the Court concludes that at the very least Lindell’s claim against Smartmatic under the Support or Advocacy Clause falls on the frivolous side of the line (other claims do too),” he wrote. “As a result, the Court orders Lindell and his previous counsel to pay some of the fees and costs Smartmatic has incurred defending itself and moving for sanctions under Rule 11.”

Huh. Can one of our legal beagles explain the “FAFO” acronym in the headline? I read the article but no obviously matching phrase jumped out at me. “Frivolous and” something “obstruction”??

The Internet says it can be First and Final Offer, which makes sense in that context even though I couldn’t find what context it was intended to be in. If you add another A it can stand for F*** Around And Find Out, which also seems appropriate if he doesn’t accept the offer, but unfortunately, humor-wise, it probably doesn’t mean that here.

Oh, thank gawd. A cable channel I watch a lot during the day has a ton of his commercials. I’d love him being unable to continue airing them. Pillow “inventor.” pffft.

After reading the article, I’m pretty sure that FAFO in this context means Fuck Around and Find Out. I’ve been seeing that acronym a lot lately, and it’s always written FAFO, never FAAFO that I’ve ever seen.