Until there is some other bit of evidence corroborating his story about his phone being seized I’m skeptical. Lindell is involved in the grift and spreading of misinformation around the Big Lie, but I don’t think that he had anything directly to do with the fake electors scheme that the Feds seem to be concentrating on. Also I doubt that the FBI would track him down to a Hardee’s to serve a warrant. Most likely Lindell heard all about how the big boys were having their phones seized and he wanted to assure everyone that he was a big boy too.
Maybe that’s where he works now.
Although the mental image of him sitting in a drive thru, a man in a black suit reaching into the open window, taking the phone out of his hand saying “yoink,” and dropping a warrant in his lap is pretty damn hilarious.
“You want fries with that phone?”
I read yesterday that a spokesperson for the FBI confirmed that a seizure took place at the address specified by Lindell, but would not confirm details or even if Lindell was involved.
So all we can truthfully say is that Mike Lindell had a seizure at a Hardee’s.
Mike Lindell Cries into his Pillow…
Naw, too easy.
The New Adventures of Mike Lindell?
Naw, too heroic.
Mission Impossible: Mike Lindell
-snickers- Okay, maybe accurate, but still too heroic.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels: Mike Lindell
Yeah, kinda like that.
I like the word yoink.
Dephone de phony.
Agreed. Because also, that lunatic lies like a motherfucker.
I could get behind:
Mike Lindell Lies Like A Motherfucker.
Have you guys seen the response by Hardee’s? I love it so much!
May I never make a serious of decisions so poorly-thought-out that they result in a fast food chain publicly clowning on me in order to sell breakfast food.
The shade is so good. I especially like the “if you still have a phone” bit.
Things to do today: Get roasted by Hardee’s or dunked on by Dunkin’ Donuts?
They’ll find out Pillow and Jr have the same dealer.
Words to live by, indeed.
I’m definitely the target audience for tweets like this. If the only Hardee’s in town weren’t completely out of my way, I would’ve gotten a sandwich on my way into work as a sign of respect for the burn.