Logarithm, or algorithm?
If he became Trump’s VP running mate that would make the 2024 election campaign a gloriously entertaining nightmare. If they actually won it would just be a nightmare.
Oops. In my defense, I’m not very bright either.
At least you don’t sell crappy pillows, or do you? 
That’s where I draw the line.
Wait til he adds pillowcases.
I’m thinking
President Donald Trump
Vice President Mike Lindell
Secretary of State Michael Flynn
Attorney General Rudy Guiliani
Secretary of Education Sidney Powell
Secretary of Treasury Steve Bannon
It would be a nightmare government, but a great sitcom.
Spaceforce Commander Empty Greene. She can look for her Jewish lasers.
The problem with calling Mike Lindell a snake oil salesman is that he actually believes the snake oil works. He’s conned himself, breaking the most important rule of being a con artist.
It’s like the old Adam West Batman episode where the Penguin ran for mayor and declared he as appointing the Riddler as police commisioner and the Joker as police chief.
I’d rather have these guys.
Careful or @Really_Not_All_That_Bright will sue you for trademark infringement! 
A lumberjack song.
to please discourse.
To be fair, Lindell got there way before me.
Mikey has a new gig in mind:
Oh man I hope he wins.
He won’t but I still hope he does.
You know what the Republicans need in more national roles? More fucking crazy. Holy shit. I, too, hope he gets it.
On the theory that nothing prepares you to run a national political party like selling pillows on TV at 2:00 a.m.
Aaaaand, he’s back in.