Twitter bans MyPillow corporate account after Mike Lindell uses it to circumvent personal Twitter ban

Mockingbirds used to do this to our dogs when I was a kid. Mockingbirds can be real a**holes.

Thank you. I was trying to figure that out.

A quick Google shows there are about 116,000 polling stations in the US, so Mike is planning about one drone for each - so his won’t be crashing into each other. Now that the idea is out there, there will of course be other whackos doing it also, so the odds of collisions are not zero.

Of course the cheating voting machine companies will send their own drones with drone-on-drone missiles to shoot Lindell’s.

But he’s not.

I assume the “it” is referring to “packets”.

Coordinating 100,000 of anything is not a trivial task. Based on his history, he doesn’t have the chops to do a decent job. Assuming he gets even a significant fraction of that (100,000 drones will cost $lots and adding the WiFi sniffer will increase that), chances are many of them will end up duplicating their efforts by being at the same location. So I wouldn’t rule out crashes at all.

But it is entirely his fault that everyone jumped to the conclusion that it was drones, because his presentation was as clear as lead and people are already primed from his history to expect something batshit insane. If he had had the WiFi sniffer brought in by a chimp on roller skates everyone would assume that’s what he planned to deploy.

Jimmy Kimmel needs to make this happen.

“Chimpanzee noses are much more sensitive than human noses, and Bobo here has been specially trained to sniff out packets!”

Lindell’s bank has cut off his line of credit because he was diverting money meant for his business into his conspiracy crusade.

https://www.meidastouch.com/news/mike-lindell-says-bank-just-cancelled-his-line-of-credit

Mike said he is not deterred because he is now holding a 50% off sale on towels to make up for the shortfall.

“You’re losing money on every towel! How are you going to make a profit?”

“Volume!”

At this rate he’s not going to have a business for Dominion to take from him.

I have started seeing new MyPillow commercials on TV recently, after a long (and enjoyable) absence. It certainly seems like he’s trying to bring in some new revenue.

There’s a full page My Pillow ad in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune Sunday paper, urging people to clip and bring the coupon to their booth in order to buy pillows for $5. Inventory clearance possibly?

After the current inventory has been cleared, the next batch of pillows will be stuffed with orange (correction: strawberry blonde. My bad) hairs shed by Lindell’s master. And digital packets.

Here’s a hilariously brutal article:

As the youths say: “daaaaaamn!”

Christ, what an asshole.

That poor court reporter who had to sit through the tirades in order to transcribe it.

You can read some of the transcripts here:

I browsed through a bit of them. At one point he asked them how they could sleep at night with the way they were treating them, then said that they obviously don’t have one of his MyPillows.