Does eat oats
And bears eat oats
And little lambs eat ivy …
No, there’s something wrong here … :dubious:
I have a horse.
And four bears!
What do your fore bears have to do with it?
Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unaware,
They never have any cares!
Don’t ask
This can only have a grizzly end.
So this bear walks 1 mile south and west and north and then runs into a hunter and eats him. What color is the bear?
White!
The fur is white, anyways. The skin is black.
Just pass me the honey pot, please.
So, this bear was good tempered one moment, violent the next.
He was a bi-polar bear.
Actually, in this case, the bear is dark brown blending to red blending to pink–you try keeping your fur white with that kind of meal:D
I just ate a Panda!
Finger Ling Ling good!
You’re just trying to panda to those punsters amongst us.
OK, Chefguy, could I get you to scootch over a little closer to NoClueBoy? Ah, a perfect Kodiak moment!
Anyone need to cuddle an EddyTeddyFreddy bear?
I heard you mutter “Ack, what a grizzly fate,” NoClueBoy.
Gadfly, you shouldn’t panda to the Doper love of puns.
How does a Bedouin execute a condemned ursine? He uses a bearnoose.
Sorry about the panda/pun line, Chefguy – I forgot to read the second page before posting. Yes, it’s the truth. Are you calling me a bearfaced liar?
Time to bring the kung-fu bear:
http://www.thefranklinclub.ca/john_west_salmon.htm
That John West Salmon ad is still fresh!
This Thread is a big Boo-Boo
And full of Pooh.
Yes, but I did manage to find me a pic-a-nic basket.
Remember kids, only YOU can prevent pun threads!
My God! This thread is horribilis!!